@MoroseJerk He’s obviously having an affair with the therapist, no other explanation makes sense
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john "oomf" smith
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john "oomf" smith
@johnoomf
the information superhighway เข้าร่วม Temmuz 2025
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I stayed up until 6 AM this morning learning to code a 2D RPG and composing the music for it on a whim
•@yducknow
People with ADHD after trying a hobby and not being experts 10 minutes into doing it
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Can’t believe this loser used a time machine to rip off Voodoo Child by Rogue Traders 27 years before it was released
🇺🇸Hot Pepper@Hot_Pepper76
"Pump It Up" (1978) became one of this artist's signature songs. Do you know who this is?x.com/calmalgodown/s…
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Reopening software after it crashed and it asked if I want to launch it in safe mode as though it thinks me some sort of coward. Uninstalled.
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Just had to navigate a settings menu and restart my TV like a computer bc an app wouldn’t work. Wake me up from this nightmare we call the 21st century
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Been working on something really amateur and lacklustre, excited to share it with you guys soon
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I genuinely thought they meant he shit himself what the fuck is wrong with me
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I need some kind of smart device lodged in my throat that detects when I take my adhd medication and automatically sets a timer for 4 hours so I know when to take the next one
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Eating a toastie and noticed something weird as I was chewing and it was the bread tag. Humbling experience, never doubted my intellectual capacity more than I am right now
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@Kong_The_Monke Just let the actors punch on for real it’s called method acting
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w**d is a slur for cannabis and if I see any of you non-smokers drop a single w-slur i’m immediately hitting the block button no second chances
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They fight a lot so it’s always nice to catch them being cute together
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Decided im going to have spag bol for dinner tomorrow night and now im too excited to fall asleep
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Self defence classes where you just learn exactly where major arteries are and then practice tearing through raw steaks with your teeth
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@guywhoiswoke It’s a humanitarian crisis. I and many other refugees have fled to the Isle of Man just so we can stroke our shit as we scroll the timeline
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So I guess I can just never seen a NSFW flagged post on this site ever again?
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Not true I see loved up uggos walking around at the shops all the time
★@astarinthesea_
by nerdy they mean conventionally attractive sociable man with glasses who occasionally plays a video game
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@secret3rdacct Getting kicked out of a 50 cent show for thinking it was “Good Charlotte, it’s your birthday. Twins Benji and Joel Madden March 11 1979 is your birthday”
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