Mike Poser

Holy shit their singing out loud now with headphones on. If there is a hell I’m in it.

Why the hell are you humming loud as fuck while listening to music. Doing the hand things too. What has society come to. #shrink

@hoeneeddistruth I ask for privacy in these unprecedented times.

Although its #tanktuesday its not the same without @johnsummerstick #signumethod

Walking on a college campus means you see the biggest douchebag and then some absolutely monstrosity within 30 steps of each other. Kind of beautiful in a way. #thinking #socrates

Nothing worse than a friend who starts yawning just as the night begins. Mental toughness of a marshmallow. #ifyoupisslikeapuppustayontheporch

Ten beers and the first transformers movie on a Monday. #hightest

When I’m in a ruin the night competition and my opponent is my gf #criminalfade

If one more person cuts me in this Panda Express line I’m killing myself in front of them. A strong gust of wind would knock these kids hats off the top of their head. #belikepike

If you have a Parke sweatshirt I automatically assume you have the IQ of a snail. You paid 300 dollars for a sweatshirt I can make on custom ink #absolutenonsense #karlmarx

@robthinkthought You sir, have won the internet for today!😂😂😂

@johnsummerstick Those must be the numbers Mason was talking about

Every time an announcer says 6 7 I get activated like MK Ultra and receive a electric shock in my brain. #askmeanything

@robthinkthought Find a hobby. Life is too beautiful to sit behind a screen and hate.

@johnsummerstick Next time you drink a 40 and start eyeing that geek bar im gonna remember this tweet.

Nice vape bro. You enjoy sucking on your pink flavor box? Chew on rocks like a real man, you disgust me. #showerthoughts

Not a fan of Oklahoma but man Brett Venables. Love a guy who coaches with intensity, can really see the crazy in his eyes. #oldschoolisthenewschool

In the year of our lord 2025 we are still screaming like we are giving birth in the middle of our sets. Swear we left that in 2024 but I guess we’re back. #throwbackthursday

@robthinkthought Nobody shit talks my team but me. #draketheschedulemaye

@johnsummerstick Jalen hurts in the the clutch

Betting the house on the raiders next week. This eagles team about to make that defense look like the ‘85 bears. #firekevinpatullo #2023and2018alloveragain

There is nothing I love more than the Duke Blue Devils tn. Best team in VA?#chaosscenario

Kevin patullo bottom three humans of all time

It’s clear to me some of your fathers have never been to Bosnia or been in the shit. They probably didn’t even send a gift home for you. #gogoats #nobeav