jojo

“we don’t have stupid trains we have awesome freeways”

i love seeing a boss bitch in their groutfit at the airport like yessss

@chloe__g_ it’s not gambling…

@jojoolson21 Jojo gambling wasn’t on my 2025 bingo card what did Brad do to you 😭

@nfr_podcast mystery man is pushing 30 btw

“i have to get like 7 barista jobs to pay for grad school”

these Grammys feel like Kamala won

BUILT FOR THIS.

“you’re like a jehovas witness but for new magic wand”

i survived a kidney stone and the carti pits this weekend #warrior

libbed out so hard i thought american people had empathy and common sense

i was put on this earth to introduce people to tyler the creator and/or brockhampton, and then subtly fade away

tyler the creator is the only person that has ever made me say “i just need to make it to monday”

being stoned is to sandwich making what being nonbinary is to being a barista

santa cruz has the strangest breed of men i have ever encountered

CHROMAKOPIA: october 28th

i know sophomore slump is real because i’m 6 days in and i already have it

whoever invented the starbucks lids that just spill coffee all over you while ur drinking the second half of ur drink count ur mf days

maybe i’m getting old because i actually know what a juxtaposition is

ok maybe god is real bc i just got off the waitlist for one of my classes that i was number 38 in line for