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Kingsford is offering Christmas Coal in a festive 4-lb bag for Christmas. The red bag says Kingsford Christmas Coal. shoppersshop.com/kingsford-chri…

Florida Man claims he was teleported into stolen BMW thesmokinggun.com/documents/flor…

@science petrified puke 🤣 imagine you eaten and then vomited up and then petrified and then studied by scientists 110 million years later

Fossil vomit contains new species of pterosaur from Brazil science.org/content/articl…

@AP Raccoons are just like us 😒

A raccoon broke into a closed Virginia liquor store and drank alcohol from the bottom shelves over the weekend. An animal control officer says the raccoon was found Saturday passed out next to the store's toilet.

Grok imagines a Black Friday rush of yesteryear

New in Fashion bit.ly/NewinFashion Hot bucket shaped headgear from the Prada Spring/Summer 2026 Menswear Show youtu.be/qK2FieqdM-w

New on Netflix: Trainwreck: Poop Cruise 💩 people.com/poop-cruise-ex…

Mike Myers stars in Elon Musk Cold Open skit. watcherswatch.com/videos/mikey-m… The skit parodies Zelensky's visit to the Oval Office. Mike Myers plays Elon Musk. The skit references Elon's "Legalize Comedy" CPAC moment. youtu.be/CUpOMSJ1MdU

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Ariana Grande Stars in SNL My Best Friend's House Video watcherswatch.com/videos/my-best… What starts out as a cute song by Ariana Grande soon turns very dark... youtu.be/zejK1XHIDcI

New in Halloween bit.ly/3Bgfuv9 SNL pokes fun at Spirit Halloween stores youtu.be/gG0x7u86hGo

Best Fish Name!

Rachel Dratch is Raygun, the Olympic breakdancer, on the Tonight Show watcherswatch.com/videos/rachel-… Here's the video youtu.be/T8q1d4LZb1Y

New in Game Videos: gamersgame.com/videos/ Video: Jeff the Land Shark Character Reveal for Marvel Rivals. Sings his own theme song! youtu.be/puR-YEKZDGY

The robot is obeying the nice lady's commands ... for now :-O

New in Videos shoppersshop.com/videos/ The Target Lady gives a customer a tootsie surprise 🤣youtu.be/-iFYCKNyRw4

The Target Lady gets excited about a comforter in new video. shoppersshop.com/videos/target-… She also gets excited about the Target logo youtu.be/JsZBH9ZGVGM

The Target Lady excitedly announces Target Circle Week in this video. She is played by actress Kristen Wiig. shoppersshop.com/videos/target-…

Video: Lewis Black Talks About What Writing a Book is Like writerswrite.com/videos/lewis-b…