Jonah Schnell

When I spell restaurant right on the first try:

You are not wrong

“I’ve been feeding off them for 16 ½ years now. … I love being a Cardinals player. I’m about 100 percent positive that Cardinals fans love the Cardinals more than I love being a Cardinals player.” — Wainwright @stltoday #cardinals #stlcards stltoday.com/sports/basebal…

You just couldn't have scripted it any better. Nolan Arenado homers to give the #STLCards the lead in the home opener. TV: Bally Sports Midwest Stream: a.fsgo.com/eSqBZufs1eb #STLFLY #HomeOpener

EDMAN STARTING OFF THINGS AT BUSCH RIGHT!!! #cardinalnation #letsgocards

Happy home-opener, #STLCards fans. The fake crowd noise had nothing on you all. Glad you’re back in Busch. Glad there will be even more of you there in the near future. A ballpark isn’t a ballpark without a live, real soundtrack of fans. You were missed! Enjoy today.

It’s like when your dad drops the f bomb

@TalkinBaseball_ DBacks

Which MLB team do you consider to be the most random?

Arenado came in hot

I seriously love the obamas so much

@AllWriteWGHS so excited for @miklasz!!!!!

NL East > NFC East

I SWEAR TO GOD IF PISCOTTY IS HURT

We take from the poor and we give to the rich – that is the Republican philosophy.

@BernieSanders That was sarcasm, by the way.