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Would the real @HIMYBFC please stand up? #imposters on field 3?

@Ambrose__Bierce No refunds sorry!!

*shouting at my iPhone when home from work, voice recognition not enabled, Siri Not enabled * HEY SIRI HHOW LONG CAN I PUT MY DRINKY-BEERS IN THE FREEZER FOR BEFORE THEY FREEZE! HOW LONG FOR THE DRINKY-POOS?”

CONSOLATION PLAYOFF CHAMPS. 3-1 victory for D.HO SEND OFF! Goals from @Dho_show , @Scottsblock & @Ambrose__Bierce - massive save from @Erlisk1337 and overall great defence! Season closing presser to follow #COYHIMYBFC

@HIMYBFC @ESPNFC @cbcsports @FOXSports @MSNBC @CNN @CTVNews @HIMYBFC social media manager got a bit trigger happy. #nowhiring

HOME OPENER TONIGHT. THE TRIUMPHANT RETURN. RASTANBUL. WATCH LIVE on @ESPNFC @cbcsports @FOXSports @MSNBC @CNN @CTVNews !!! #COYHIMYBFC

🚨🚨🚨 GIVEAWAY ALERT🚨🚨🚨 Celebrating Valentines day late? Mourning a Valentines day Breakup? How about Two tickets to the Senators vs Ducks! Good for all occasions. ~To be entered: ***Repost **Like *Follow @Senators @SensCentral @ComingInHotSens #GoSensGo

@Erlisk1987 @OttawaFooty7s @HIMYBFC some epic saves last night #herobetweenthepipes #our 🪨

@OttawaFooty7s @HIMYBFC Live footage!

@HIMYBFC Blasting one from downtown! #tsnturningpoint

@HIMYBFC I want a refund

NOTE - current roster players not eligible for the foam fingers promotion

@Erlisk1987 @HIMYBFC @Scottsblock Big bets at the camel races with #CamelUp potential sponsorship opportunity by @eggertspiele follow @HIMYBFC for updates on negotiations. #onehumportwo?

@HIMYBFC @Scottsblock What game is this? Sad I missed it :( but sunshine bound!

Tough 3-0 loss at RAstanbul last night, but a tremendously hard fought battle by the squad. However, Happy to announce a massive WIN by HIMYBBGC last night! MOTM goes to @Scottsblock who provided shelter and other key assists during the victory !!!!

Trivia Thursday ™️: which family has NOT had a brother play on HIMYBFC?

Spotted USS @Ambrose__Bierce docked in NYC Harbour training with @NewYorkFC1

After netting 2 goals over first 4 games of the season, HIMYBFC has EXPLODED for 14 goals over the last three. Despite losing the first four matches, HIMYBFC has now won 3 straight. #analytics #statistics #professionalsports

WE GO AGAIN SUMMER/FALL OTTAWA FOOTY 7S, put in in your calendar, next campaign starts Aug 2 #COYHIMYBFCLFG

UNBELIEVABLE RESULT! POETRY ON THE PITCH! 2-1 WIN LAST NIGHT ON THE SOUTH FIELD!! Massive markers from K WALSH (manufactured by @taylorjohnson_1 ) and the cheekiest of chips from @jwilz18 - a worldie!!! Get in!!!! ⚽️ 🚨 ⚽️ 🚨 🎉

@Ambrose__Bierce But do you have the slippers!?

Coming up on the ten year anniversary @jonchampster #fudan #yanyuan #hotel

UNBELIEVABLE- thrilled to receive this letter in our inbox this morning ! Let’s get behind the gaffer in 2022!

@PeteButtigieg @Ambrose__Bierce

This year may be different, but still: Happy #DyngusDay to all who are celebrating in South Bend and beyond! wsbt.com/news/local/sou…

@Ambrose__Bierce photo or it didn't happen

SPOTTED: Bernie Sanders at corner Navaho/baseline, wearing a black beanie and a puffy down jacket. You’re welcome @CBCNews @ctvottawa @cnnbrk @PBS

Heard the club is facing seriously financial hardships so I will be putting my20 shirt from the ill fated winter 2020 season up for auction to raise funds for the club. Willing to sign it to raise even more $$$ (also custom iPhone HIMYBFC case) @HIMYBFC

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This is one area where I unequivocally think the Tories are right and the Liberals are wrong. Simple demographics and changing entry time into the labour force (esp b/c of longer periods in PSE) mean the retirement age really needs to rise.