Jonni 🥀

Wow, I’m glad so many people love Canada too 🤗

the older I get the more I realize how beneficial it is to be private about many things.. focus & invest in yourself because that’s what matters at the end of the day

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary What a time to be alive

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How I look at the Starbucks menu knowing ima get the same shit I always get

They might not have cars but the Amish got that gas

Our parents really weren’t lying when they said time goes by way faster the older you get

you clapped for them but they were quiet for you.... pay 👏🏻 attention

“Above all, consider this: The greatest gift we can give ourselves, our children, and our world is to live well and love well.”

I really had no business letting some of y’all experience me lol

One of the best gynos I had was a dude tbh lol (and delivered my son)

DEVELOPING: At least 12 people have been severely burned following explosion at I Schumann & Co manufacturing plant; additional ambulances requested to the scene

DEVELOPING: ‘Mass Casualty Incident’ reported following explosion at metal manufacturing plant in Bedford, Ohio; massive response underway

what part of “do not disturb” says “notify me anyway”

me at 1am, 2am, 3am, 4am, 5am, 6am, 7am, 8am, 9am, 10am, 11am, 12nn, 1pm, 2pm, 3pm, 4pm, 5pm, 6pm, 7pm, 8pm, 9pm, 10pm, 11pm, 12mn.

this how yall be lookin wit all them IG filters

when i say “the other day” it could be anytime between yesterday and my birth