J. P. Hutson

I decline the position of #TwitterCEO. The owner is an ass.

"We had H2O."

Is #AfterBirthAborition #Trending yet?

X? Really? Does someone need a “no” person in his life? #BringBackTwitter

Good morning and welcome to the daily thread for all the important stuff in #Ukraine's valiant battle for its future. Tomorrow will be a landmark day, marking the 500th day of #Russia's invasion. For now, settle back and enjoy the thread for Day 499 of the war in #Europe.

⚡️Take action ⚡️ Tweet your support of American @WSJ journalist @evangershkovich, detained by Russian authorities for 100 days: ctt.ac/8UcjV Join our call for Russia to #FreeEvan immediately & unconditionally. #FreeThePress #JournalismIsNotACrime #IStandWithEvan

Survey from Bankrate finds that 🇺🇸 Americans would need to earn $233,000 a year to feel financially secure and $483,000 annually to feel rich. The median salary for an American worker is around $56,000.

@RepJamesComer @GOPoversight Espionage. Conspiracy. Gotta wonder, what was your role in this? #Obstruction? #TraitorTrump and #TrumpIndictment are #Trending

As @GOPoversight Chairman, I made it a priority to keep you informed on our efforts to hold the Biden Admin accountable. Thank you to all of our 100,000 followers. I will continue to be transparent and deliver the facts. Follow Rep. James Comer on socials to stay updated!

Espionage. Conspiracy. This just got REAL. #LockHimUp & #TrumpIndictment are #Trending

Finally. #TrumpIndictment

This is the current scene on private property in South Dakota: an out-of-state, for-profit corporation with armed patrol intruding on property without the landowner’s consent to lay a carbon sequestration pipeline that the landowner doesn’t want. This is not freedom.

@highbrow_nobrow No.

Will you be watching golf now? On 9/11, 15/19 hijackers were Saudi nationals. Instead of focusing our ire on Saudi Arabia, we chose to attack Iraq in a war of aggression. Saudi Arabia skated free.

@chrislhayes 42.

What do people think Twitter would be valued at right now?

$99 drone + grenade vs Million $$$ #Russian APC Seeing this made me suddenly realize that we are about to witness the collapse of an army on a scale not seen since WW2. Russia will respond... badly. #NoteToSelf... Buy Iodine tablets.

Watching @twitter die is not as fun as one might think. Remembering ALL of the money, energy, and time it took to build up business and how one man with a giant metal phallic spaceship destroyed a decade of work. Is there a class action lawsuit yet?

Indigenous horses and riders on display at the Gathering of Nations Powwow in Albuquerque, New Mexico.

BREAKING: Harlan Crow and his family's average yearly political contributions went up 862% after Citizens United was decided in 2010. Who provided a deciding vote for that case? Justice Clarence Thomas, a "family friend" they showered with luxury travel and gifts for 20+ years.

@RBReich Welcome to the #NoBlueHashmarkClub! Equality at last?

Just lost my Twitter verification, but that's not a real problem. The real problem is the oligarchs who have too much power over the internet. And our economy. And our democracy. Remember, we have more in common with each other than we do with them — blue check or not.

Russian media report a fire in a building of Russian defense ministry in Moscow. I wonder what happened. Are some archives burning?