Jonathon Ray

@fckoffmaebe Feel like most cities already have more than 30+ people

so what’s like the best walkable city for 30+ people

@fckoffmaebe Lmao

Me in WW3 fighting on China’s side because I accepted Temu’s terms of use without reading them

3 days until you get to take her to eat hotdogs and drink beer at a baseball game in the city you love

@fckoffmaebe Not Rockies tho

multiple date ideas: we, lady and tramp a hotdog at a baseball game

@fckoffmaebe Where to

yeah i officially wanna move across the country again

@fckoffmaebe Edible arrangement

Old lady in my neighbourhood is a lunch lady and today she told me: “I see what kids eat. More importantly, I see what they don’t eat. There’s a boy in grade 4… sweet kid. Always wears the same oversized hoodie. Every day for two weeks, he’d open his lunchbox, look inside, and then close it. He’d tell his friends, ‘I’m not hungry today.’ But I heard his stomach growl from the serving line. The box was empty. I didn’t want to embarrass him. Kids can be cruel. So, I started a ‘game.’ I walked by his table and said loudly, ‘Oh shoot…’ I made way too many grilled cheese sandwiches today. If nobody eats these, I have to throw them in the trash. Who can help me out?" His eyes lit up. He raised his hand slowly. I gave him two. And an apple. And a chocolate milk. "You're doing me a huge favor," I whispered. Now, every day, he comes to the counter to check if I made "mistakes." I make a mistake every single day. And I always will.”

@fckoffmaebe Sell your roommates stuff

@fckoffmaebe Is that why i was howling

last night

@fckoffmaebe Dairy free thanks I'm lactose

@Troke_Woglodyte Never got schizosis. thought i did one time but was just so high i forgot i had earbuds in

the best part of smoking weed is when you smoke yourself into psychosis. If you don’t trigger the schizo gene you’re safe forever

@emmthegr8 Yes

Real ones know J names traumatize

Miss her

yeah I got my proof of citizenship right here

@fckoffmaebe Me and WHO

@fckoffmaebe Yo wtf i'd move

The hell they are "door to door" they gonna knock at the wrong house and find out