Jordan Cooley

As the daughter of the cop who arrested the school shooter at Santa Fe high school, I can absolutely say arming teachers is not the answer. 🧵: CW death, school shooting, mental health, writing from memory

bro

release the 4 hour cut

@MauifrgWill Oof!! The labor market is ROUGH rn. Currently I’m a policy analyst for a state senator-but I’ve worked as a researcher in crypto, in private wealth mgmt, and as an economic dev consultant Depending which industry she’s aiming to get a job in, she may be struggling for a while

@jrcooley_ Cool, do what do you do? My niece went there and can’t find a job

I finally framed my undergrad degree and I did not realize how large this frame was going to be.

@timmooore @0bamaRapedMyM0m He’s just lonely and this is the only form of socialization he gets 🙂‍↕️

@0bamaRapedMyM0m @jrcooley_ Looks like the bots have made it to the comment section

@DARRYL0173 Had I known HL woulda done it for that price, I probably woulda gotten them framed sooner 😅 I assumed a custom frame would have been equivalent

@DARRYL0173 Ah no worries!! Tone with tweets often get lost 😅 I did end up buying both my diploma frames from the university co-ops (picking up my UT one today). Together they were roughly $400 total But I also have been saving for this purchase

@DARRYL0173 @HobbyLobby I’m so glad that you were able to frame yours so cheaply!! Not sure why you’re trying to neg me though 🙂

@jrcooley_ That set you back about $500? I went @HobbyLobby and they made 2 framesfor $50 each. Just for my 2 Bachelor's degrees.

Stanford just tested whether LexisNexis and Thomson Reuters’ AI legal research tools are really “hallucination-free,” as they claim. Spoiler: not even close. Here’s what the study found.

Powerful interests trying to pay to play? Not on my watch. It’s up to the Attorney General to set clear expectations and prevent trouble before it starts. Because the rules only work if they’re enforced — consistently and without hesitation.

From me: Texas prisons cut off access to thousands of donated books, citing drug smuggling @expressnews expressnews.com/politics/artic…

Q1 Senate Fundraising: 🔵 Talarico (TX) $27M 🔵 Ossoff (GA) $14M 🔵 Cooper (NC) $13.8M 🔵 Brown (OH) $12.5M 🔵 Peltola (AK) $8.9M 🔴 Whatley (NC) $5M 🔵 Platner (ME) $4M 🔵 McMorrow (MI) $3M 🔵 Mills (ME) $2.6M 🔵 El-Sayed (MI) $2.2M 🔴 Cornyn (TX) $1.7M

@mspaigers lol if you’re like me and left it in the tube this entire time, the degree will be fighting for its life not to lay flat God speed

@jrcooley_ whoop! this post is encouraging me to put mine it the frame finally lol

I won.

Very good.

@JerseyGeneral34 I wanna say they’re unrelated, but who knows 🤷‍♀️ In all fairness, I know internet rules better that I should’ve cover the toes before posting.

@jrcooley_ Is that why you stand funny, or are the two unrelated?

@squezzedlemon Def looked at photos! I just felt stupid that I didn’t measure (or accurately visualize) how large it was gonna be. The irony is not lost on me that what’s pictured is also an English degree 😅

@jrcooley_ You didn’t look at photos of the frame or are you just flexing a degree?

Today is Tax Day. This year, nearly every American will pay more in taxes — except for billionaires. For 50 years, billionaires have bought politicians to rewrite the tax code in their favor. Here’s how:

You'll have to pry the millennial “lol” at the end of every sentence from my cold dead hands.

@JerseyGeneral34 lol funny enough, that ankle was shattered in 2022

@jrcooley_ Is your right foot deformed? 🤔

Like it feels stupidly comical