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"if you leave your house and have your heart open, anything can happen" -lucy dacus

.@KaceyMusgraves i think you would love smoking weed on my porch with me

Actually, you misunderstand the purpose of the long shower. I'm not doing anything in there. I am literally staring into nothingness and using the sensory input of falling water to temporarily wash away some of the horror of corporeal human life.

blue raspberry is fucked up cause it doesn't make sense but then u taste it and it Does taste like if a raspberry was blue

all girl want is... wear big shirt no pant... eat snack... have kiss...

i love being in STEM (shenanigans, tomfoolery, escapades, and mischief)

Unfortunately I do enjoy being ruder to someone who was rude to me first

every forest is enchanted btw. stop being stupid and silly and look with your eyes

the savannah bananas may be the most successful translation of drag culture into a mainstream, straight audience

my a/c in my car isn't as cold as it should be so if you see me angry or sweaty, that's why!!!! fuck my chungus life!!!!

i love that my best friend has a cool boyfriend that i enjoy hanging out with. she's so generous for that. shout out to my girl.

Some people fr just want to be heard (derogatory)

I AM SO SWEATY ALL THE TIME NOW FOR SOME REASON I AM NOT GONNA BE OKAY THIS SUMMER PLEASE HELP

next month is may, may every man stfu

Homosexuality didn't even make it into the 10 commandments so clearly God wasnt pressed about the situation

“have you ever seen 30 rock” buddy i’ve seen way more than 30 rocks

yesterday was so fun. i'm having the best of times right now!!!!

Don Bluth, creator of The Land Before Time and All Dogs Go To Heaven, famously said that kids can handle anything in a film so long as you put a happy ending on it and he was and always has been completely right.

eating disorder propaganda like "flavor fades. fat doesn't!" is a fucking LIE. our bodies burn fat every second we're alive but there's a sandwich in Nice i’ll never forget for the rest of my goddamn life.

stop worrying about being the hottest girl and start being the scariest { i’m both}