Jumoby

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@AndyjnrUmaru A1 .... no cap 🧢

Grade the performance of NEPA in your area Right now.. Be honest A1 B2 B3 C4 D7 F9

@Hon_Danjo @akinalabi Chairman na person - respect! 🍷

My parent get @akinalabi frame for wall. Baba don too do for me. 🥹🥹🥹 Egbeda Donald Trump. 😂

The GROWTH Code | Community Impact | Pitch-A-Thon Competition. Jumoby Chief-Judge on Duty IBARAPA BUSINESS SUBMIT The New Age of Business in Ibarapa.@Adebisioluwasol #YılSer #MarlaskaDimisión

AI will not replace HUMANS. Humans that use AI will replace Humans Who Don't. - First Frame GEMINI AI - Second Frame ChatGPT AI - Third Frame Grok AI Gemini wins for me ... which is your favourite? #tadc #provadolíder

@freshbeek7 @Wizarab10 Are you feeding whale 🐳 Brahhh?

@Wizarab10 Only this week I have spent not less than 3 million only on food and drinks alone

People are not financially reckless. The bills are too much

@Wizarab10 Two different things I believe; - The bills are indeed crazyyy - And people can be financially reckless likewise

Unreliable power. Volatile fuel. Exploding logistics costs. This is not a complaint list. It’s the clearest signal yet for solar solutions, efficient last-mile tech, and offline-first models. The next wave of Nigerian millionaires isn’t waiting for stable infrastructure. They’re monetising its absence.

Your business doesn’t need more motivation. It needs documented processes that survive when NEPA takes the light, fuel doubles, and clients ghost. Write the system. Run the system. Scale the system.

Moniepoint just acquired ORDA. I was an angel investor. Earlier this year, Flutterwave acquired Mono. I was an angel investor. Last year, Chowdeck acquired Mira. Fund I portfolio company. Three acquisitions. One thesis. African tech is not emerging. It has arrived.

If you are triggered that a 60 something year old guy who bothers nobody is riding a bicycle in a public park, it is time to take a break & catch your breath. It is not even an ostentatious display of wealth. What part of that upsets you so much? It's not a healthy way to live.

@itsTseTse @ubifranklin1 No better way to say this … 📌 Plus, not taking risks is the BIGGEST risk.

The older I get, the clearer it becomes…if you don’t take risks, you’ll stay exactly where you are

I honor how far I’ve come, and I protect my direction with intentional focus. #Jumobism #GratefulWithJumoby #Jumoby #Jumobites

Viral threads saying “successful Nigerian founders built around the chaos instead of waiting for infrastructure.” Correct. But most stop at the story. Systems thinkers turn that chaos into mapped inputs: unreliable grid → solar micro-systems, logistics bottlenecks → local routing tech. Never romanticise the grind. Engineer through it.

JUMOBISM PARADOX: Nigeria feels like the hardest place to build. Until you realise it’s the best training ground for antifragile systems.

Most wait for stable power, stable naira, stable everything. The disciplined builds systems that treat instability as the default input. Chaos isn’t the obstacle. Dependence is.

@NigeriaStories Swallowed Nigeria? 🤨

"Tinubu you no go fit f!ght, so surrender" ~ Asari W@rn President Bola Tinubu over hardship

@itsSh0la Not only stupid … but zero discipline in resource allocation. Family is your first leverage engine. Everything else is just expensive volatility dressed as pleasure. Build the hierarchy first. Or watch the empire leak from the foundation.

If you’re sending 5M to your side chick before you can send 100k to your mom, there’s no sugarcoating, you’re just stupid.

@UnusualChild00 @guzu_p Brahhhh … tiring!

@jumoby @guzu_p Asin. A lot of people just get a microphone and a stupid platform and be spitting rubbish

Coming from a foolish clown 🤡

@Trichiia Loveeeeeeet!

Retirement plan