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Jose’s At The Wheel.....

@pranavsapra @Square_Boxes Happy anniversary!

4 more years added to that today and it still seems like we just met yesterday. I still try to make her laugh all the time. She still says bakwas bandh kar. When you find someone who makes you feel like that, hold on to them for a lifetime 💙 happy anniversary @Square_Boxes

Reviews always matter. Pls take out time and update them on @googlemaps 😆

Guess who’s back 😏 (via @ChampionsLeague)

Look what I found on our Aadh*r website

At other clubs they stop training for five minutes when somebody gets megged because everybody falls on the floor laughing. Genuine question: is it different in Italy or are they careful cos it’s Ronaldo?

With consent ***

I’m gonna tell my kids to respect other religions

Everton are considering replacing Marco Silva before Sunday's clash at Leicester, with David Moyes a strong contender and Eddie Howe also of interest, Sky Sports News has been told.

Arsenal Fan TV is the gift that just keeps on giving 😂 🎥 - @AFTVMedia

My girlfriend lives over 200 miles away serving life in prison and she just killed her cell mate, 3 guards, broke out and held an Uber driver at gun point for a 4 hour drive just to come see me for an hour. IF THEY WANNA SEE YOU THEY’LL MAKE THE EFFORT

high school high school students students irl in tv shows

Pep “Klopp would like to win the league and I would like to win the champions league so let’s swap”

🗣 @21LVA on THAT goal against @BlackpoolFC: "It was so important. That goal gave me confidence in my style of play. After that, I was away. I think it is my favourite goal ever in the Premier League because it was so important for me." [via @SoccerAM]

Tim Paine gives Virat Kohli a little clip in the post-game presser 🍿 The Aussie captain is keen to play against India in Brisbane next summer!