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Question posed to me by potential museum gift shop customer: "Do you carry those... *vague hand gestures* ...three dimensional objects?"

RIP Four Loko

Anyone else noticing this gigantor hawk hanging hanging around the Williamsburg Bridge? This is my third spotting of it this week.

Gent from halfway house on my block misconstrued my brisk pace for fear, assured me that he has my back if anyone messes w me. Good morning!

Not especially excited to be sharing a name with the sloppiest ho on this mess http://j.mp/9JNRYh

JUST SIGHTED TWO FEMALE JUGGALOS ON BEDFORD AVE. Oh god it was like a treasure from heaven.

Buybacks are the best (present tense)/worst (hindsight)

@johnnylandmine I don't mind because a pit full of bearded infant trendsurfers at all my shows makes me feel like Papa Smurf.

In the future, anthropologists will conclude that the electric guitar was invented to facilitate the recording of "Hallowed Be Thy Name."

@bramfilter let no shirt ever cover the glorymeats of Pike. #guttsex

In case anyone is interested, that was the ass-kickingest show I've seen High on Fire put on to date.

Tonight: Kylesa/Torche/High on Fire

@sw_inku dude I am in there all the fucking time. Was in there that day, too. Gonna be there tomorrow.

Venues with no re-entry get to sell $8 bottles of Bud. Use this knowledge to improve your life.

@sw_inku wait... The levee?

@glowerpower is LAAAAAMEand I am not sloppy I am just drunk maaaaaan.

How I know I'm functional: high school boy on street asked to have my panties, I neither kicked his ass nor gave them to him.

@glowerpower dave and suzanne b. gimp