kasandra

When Wreck-It Ralph realized that Vanellope von Schweetz is not a glitch, but a character who is part of the arcade game (Sugar Rush Speedway) when he sees her on the side of the game console.

i don’t want to watch or read or hear about ANYTHING having to do with the death of a pet. book? movie? tv show? personal story? NONE OF IT. I AM SORRY. I AM WEAK. I CAN’T HANDLE IT.

@greatspaghetti girl i feel you. just keep doing good and being good and even more goodness will come your way. (at least that’s what i tell myself)

@greatspaghetti “just keep swimming” -🐠

going to Work with my soft tender whimsical heart

Dead giveaway that someone's life is actually good is how frictionlessly they're able to adapt to everyday things not going according to plan Show up to a spot and it's closed or a restaurant and the wait is long. Hit unexpected traffic, get a day mixed up, anything that should theoretically break your flow No blaming, sighing, or any visible signs of frustration. Almost a complete non reaction. Wastes no time even acknowledging it and just pivots to the next best option Fuck it this place next door seems chill. Looks like we'll be here a bit longer so let's pop into some of these other stores. Then of course everyone ends up having a good time Zero desire or need to escape the present moment. Can't force the abundance. Just a natural expression of having so much perceived control over your own time that nothing can make you believe that you don't have enough of it Forget status games. It's all older generation foolishness. New wave is how smoothly you're gliding through reality. Undeniable composure. One of the few energies that can't be faked

he was a duck that wanted some grapes can i make it any more obvious? there was a stand that sold lemonade what more can i say?

@FilmUpdates AHHHHHHHHH

Elle Fanning and Dakota Fanning to star and produce the film adaptation of ‘THE NIGHTINGALE’ Marking their first on-screen collaboration as sisters. Set to be released in theaters on February 12, 2027.

Heartbroken by the news. I was blessed to be able to cover War Pigs and get your recognition. Ozzy Forever 🤘🏿

Sorry. Can't. Rewriting my grocery list in the order that I shop through the store.

I lowkey believe Jennifer Garner when she talks about capital one

If you woke up today and: -Have a job where you can make money -Have your health -Can call both your parents -Have access to food & water -Can go move your body & sweat It's a good day regardless of what your brain is trying to tell you.

Just found out it dont matter how early I go to bed I just dont wanna go to work

The glove compartment is inaccurately named

@inventorofsocks ugh. wish i could retweet

@inventorofsocks i almost forgot