Kitty Kat

I won't tell anyone I won the lottery... but there will be signs

I’m very much the sweet, girl-next-door type. Only he gets to see what I’m like behind closed doors.

I’m a woman. Of course I can love you and want to kiIl you at the same time.

@h4xirby Best reveal

If anyone would like to know what kind of porn I’ve been into lately.. open at your own risk.

I drink coffee for your safety, not mine.

Life is funny how one day you’re alone and then you meet someone that becomes your “I can’t live without you.”

Twitter is where people talk about the most traumatic thing that’s ever happened to them but make it funny.

Born to scowl Forced to do an awkward smirk and nod

I’m a much nicer person once my bra comes off

It’s 2025 and still illegal to stab people. I checked.

When he ruins you for everyone else but in a good way.

“and one for me” i whisper as i also buy myself a last minute christmas present

This tape doesn’t even taste like scotch.

The secret to a successful relationship is to never think “I can fix him.”

Not much is more overrated than beer

Girls really only want one simple thing; and that one thing is all of your attention

We have too many cooties running around for the aliens to come here

@katbuble Rip your feet

Just put my slippers on the wrong foot and now I have to cut off my foot.

@katbuble No other option.