Kayla Epling

Cake is just gay bread

donating my brain to science so yall can study a real bitch

This is why I’m on the internet

Time to make banana bread!

drinking isn’t the same anymore I be waking up in critical condition

Cuz we are sistersssss we stick togetherrr

You sound exhausting

Arrest the kid too.

I don't feel particularly proud of myself But I have a job and at least three friends so Girl whatever

beyonce tweeting this:

I just realized that even though I feel scared all the time I'm actually very brave.

Not Kendrick trying to send me to the store to get a can of snuff before his child is born?

@amber_fazio You can have her. She loves auntie Amber

We get it nugget, you want to ruin my life at all times.

I’ll never understand why people lie over the dumbest things. Like stuff that has no reason to be lied about? You gotta know that’s a problem? Right?

Asking for bare minimum and still not getting it will legit mess with your self worth. 💅🏼