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Customer: I will not pay this bills Waiter: But sir you ordered 42 coffees Customer: No i ordered 4 tea, 2 coffees

The look your father gives you when you crack open a can at 10am on Christmas morning.

The media are so fuckin weird man

A wife , kids, all gone for what? Because someone didnt agree with him? This world is twisted. Beyond fucked up

Teenage son being a wanker and usual "I must have been adopted" comments. I replied that if you'd been adopted we'd have sent you back years ago for being a cunt, shut him up but can't help thinking our relationship is damaged.

R.I.P. OZZY

❤️‍🩹

JFK drinking a white monster and smoking a cigarette sitting in his office (1962)

GP receptionists gearing up for 8am.

That reply. 😭😭

group of kids walking by playing rock paper scissors and they just said “bro scissors is actually OP”

Heavy kebab.

how i look at bro while he’s googling the thing i know im right about

The tomato i took off my burger watching me put ketchup on it twitter.com/rfprods1/statu…

"When is Christmas?"

ㅤ