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@ItsKingSlime This guys gonna be president in 2032

Florida Governor candidate James Fishback got in a HEATED argument with Sophie Rain & left her SPEECHLESS after proposing a 50% Ø/F “Sin Tax” on Piers Morgan 😳💀 “What are you gonna tell your daughter in 10-15 years, when your images are all over the Internet and she’s gonna be bullied in middle school?”

@GuntherEagleman April fools

🚨BOOM: The astronauts are SUITING UP right now for the launch of Artemis II to the Moon from Kennedy Space Center! This is HISTORIC! Pray for our astronauts!

Send Barron.

@DI313_ Nobody even knows about MARSOC which is actually the GOAT

‼️🇺🇸 Rangers vs Navy SEALs vs DeltaForce: The Mission Differences Explained What really sets them apart on the battlefield?

@alphafox And the say AI art can’t be funny

This new version of Harry Potter isn't all that bad: 😂

@MmisterNobody Liars

This is the team of Astronauts heading to the "Moon" tomorrow What's the first thought that comes to mind when you see this picture?

@HerschelD770019 @JustAJaneJ That too haha

@killfish907 @JustAJaneJ

darn tootin’

@Dearme2_ Motorcycles

Without drugs... what is the greatest weapon against anxiety and depression?

@latestinspace April fools mofuckas

BREAKING 🚨: NASA says Artemis II is a 'GO' with zero technical issues reported ahead of Wednesday's historic Moon launch FOUR ASTRONAUTS WILL FLY AROUND THE MOON FOR THE FIRST TIME SINCE 1972 Liftoff set for April 1st!

@WallStreetApes Works great till someone throws a shoe.

Washington state based public safety drone maker BRINC is expanding its operations in the Seattle They are opening a new 34,000-square-foot headquarters This is the start of the expanded surveillance state in America “Meet Guardian, welcome to the future of public safety”

BLACKSNAPE - I'm Black Snape (Official Music Video)

@dudetheperson @pierrychan1984 Broomie not wheelie

@pierrychan1984 Who the hell thought of doing a wheelie on a broom? I’m dead.

@RapidResponse47 @POTUS Who’s buying this?

.@POTUS: "They said to me, very nicely, through my people, 'could we have more time?'... and if they don't do what they have to do, I will knock out their power plants... and so, I gave them a 10-day period."

@pierrychan1984 Drum mag is the only change this needs

Looking back at Joe Biden

@TateTheTalisman USMC veteran, Alaskan commercial fishermen, qualified to teach you some sturdy knots for the next human trafficking operation they can’t escape from.

I’m hiring. Won’t give the job description. Post underneath why you think you’re qualified to work for me. 2 positions available.

@Mlu__N2 “Have to slam on the brakes” What breaks homie? Lmao

The water pull scares me. I have fear of the big propellers.

@s2_underground @uncledoomer Coming from you that freaks me the fuck out.

@uncledoomer Basically, yes.

are they running the same playbook they did during covid where all the food facilities had "accidents" and caught fire?

@DrDeath1776 Where I got my first one for that exact price.

I still remember when these things were $79. Fuck Boomers