eli 𓄧

i don't think it liked that very much aw mannn

@cr5xvn it means a lot of gross middle aged men are very likely to have visceral fat which is gross and since a lot of them are evil and not pure of heart it fits and is very deserved

@kittyhellxxz what does this mean oomf

YESS GROSS ofc they are HA # a woman could never balloon looking ass bodies ewwwww

extremely loud incorrect buzzer noises

@lucoline_ too much mines 3

My version of a hit tweet

😭😭

Peed on my balls on accident

i was so jealous of that bitch i think it rewired my brain

i flinched like an abused puppy also i swear to god it was ALL personality i am so dead serious right now ALL PERSONALITY STOP IT I WAS IN LOVE WITH THIS FUCKASS almost BALD GUY NOBODY UNDERSTANDS

"why am i like this" you were obsessed with the guy that played in the secretary and also in the blacklist at 10 years old why are you talking (i liked him more in black list bc he was older is this even surprising)

"ascen-" no let me look funny i'm allowed to

in case this wasn't enough welcome to chirping non stop from hell

can you guys hear it ? fuck ass nostalgic bird shut up we get it

may i say i love crowe too tkatb.

another animal pic that was right under the bunny that i feel like really fits me as well i fuckinglovecrows

how stupidpinterest that i barely use sees me character tattoo doll animal

i'm not gonna defend how this loooks its good period everyone leave me alone

defrosted pesto pizza lowk a banger

why is dex so caked up