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@Ani_zizo @freshonly_ In the history of things that never happened.. this one definitely did not

@freshonly_ This shiiii never happened

Two weeks after I got married, my mother in law came for a visit. She had missed our wedding because of a flight issue but came later. She and I vibed instantly because I had not met her before. We were inside her room one day, when my husband entered and asked where the laundry I did was, he looked frustrated as he asked for a particular cloth which I had washed I quickly excused myself from to look for the shirt for him and when I went back to the room, my mother in law asked why I allow him talk to me like that "Enipe?" 😳 "You're doing his laundry and he still can't look for his clothes himself? What are you? A maid?" She pulled me closer and said, "see ehn, don't let him turn you to his house girl o, since I got married, I've never done his father's laundry, instead he does mine and I brought him up to be that kind of man, if he's not gon be polite and appreciate your efforts by looking for his clothes after you've washed it, let him wash and fold himself" she said That was the last time I did his laundry in that house and he has been doing mine Good mothers in law exist

President Umaru Musa Yar'Adua was going to remove immunity for public officials & introduce real-time corruption monitoring devices that every government official would be required to wear at all times, starting with the president. We weren't allowed to enjoy this man's presidency

Anybody will now claim anything and invite out our conventional media outlet and they too will show up

@Imranmuhdz Tinubu have a gift of finding people with same dubious characters like him...

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Very funny

PLATEAU STATE RESIDENTS ARE SEEN DEMANDING FOR THE RELEASE OF THEIR LOVED ONES🥺 The security agency left the perpetrators of this ev!l to arr£$t the vict!ms who tried to defend themselves during the unrest last week 💔

@haywi231 Officer Ricky

Rick Ross went on a broadcast yesterday and called out Drake, saying he’ll never reconcile with him again. Ross made it clear their issues didn’t start from the Kendrick Lamar beef, but go way back to a $50M ambassador deal with Stake. According to Ross, the deal was originally proposed to both of them, but Drake allegedly badmouthed him, which made Stake pull back and go with someone else instead.

Good morning ☀️ Rise and shine ✨

"Although the president visited, but it doesn’t really mean anything, unfortunately." @ZariyiYusufu says that the president’s visit lacked meaningful engagement with the victims in Plateau State, showing no real effort to provide comfort or support.

Benchmark for this budget was $65 per barrel of crude. Brent crude is selling today for $110, a 70% windfall. But deficit is widening.

University Of Jos Undergraduate Abel Joro Dies From Injuries Sustained In Plateau Palm Sunday Attack | Sahara Reporters bit.ly/3Qmn3Yx

Power is power

@flowzki @DaflowAbioye 😂 this your tactics muzz me

once you see different color “waist beads” under a materialistic babe… just start acting rich,be calling big money, so she use the juju to tie u down spiritually.. you would have gone 2 months with free rounds before she sees your real financial situation🚶🏾‍♂️😌

Every time we get there’s an attack @HQNigerianArmy won’t be on site no matter how long the attack lasts, but once the victims decides to arm themselves for self defense, they begin to arrest them and parade them as terrorists. Every damn time, every fu*king damn time

Price is still the best determinant of quality

Woooo

guys we were all there when this photo was taken it’s kinda like a group photo if you think about it

Many Nigerians still no realise say this na their future very soon! The very places wey dem dey flee go, the bandits go still meet them there. Na time e go take!

Unfortunately, as you get older, you gradually become less interested in new music and keep going back to the old favorite songs you once loved.