Kobi Emmanuella-King

Fabricate, print & destroy. As long as there is no accountability for what the media prints, evil will continue to capitalise on evil. Meghan draws clicks so their best business model is now to monetise hate not truth. Fiction, that’s why never any names. share.google/aimode/9IhBCQb…

The deranged and unhinged liars of U.K. together with their demented press are at it again. If it wasn’t so tragic I’d laugh. Sadly, there’s nothing funny about the gory spectacle we’ve seen played out with all the Meghan bashing by vile dehumanising racists who have got a bee in their bonnet about something even the bees themselves don’t understand. The loony racist derangers and UK media constantly accuse Meghan of lying, yet for years they’ve told the most ridiculous lies against her and she’s had to bear it. The UK has become a truly vile society. If I lied in my job so persistently I would get fired instantly. I am bound by standards and ethics of professional decency and truth in doing my job yet charlatans and con artists parading as journalists who are devoid of any journalistic integrity, ethics or commitment to standards of decency are increasingly allowed to fabricate sheer lies and print indefensible things about this woman on a daily basis. The RF witness the vilification of Meghan and Harry on a daily basis and act as if it’s nothing yet William has joined the bandwagon to claim he understands mental health as he gives all his meaningless blah blah talk. This country and its RF are beyond a joke. How can a society with so many rules that people have to abide by allow their media the licence to print utter lies and fabrications in a daily bash without anyone being held accountable? I guess Meghan is a black raced woman and so doesn’t merit any consideration. I can also bet that if it had been a Caucasian white female being subjected by predominantly black society to all that Meghan has had to endure over the years, we would by now have seen petitions to the UN and even calls for a change in the law to make people and the media more accountable or liable for any falsehoods they print. This is how and why racism thrives and flourishes in a society that has learned to turn a blind eye to the reprehensible. What a country and how the mighty have fallen. This has-been nation with its has-been media with its whole load of Derangers looking to feed off Meghan for their gory blood sport. No wonder this nation has lost all its substance and is clinging on to its lost glory. Truly lost glory. x.com/awaGomisk56s/s… x.com/awaGomisk56s/

You’re truly sick and I don’t mean this as an insult. Please come off social media and get the help you need. This much hate of someone you’ve never met or had any interactions with is very far from normal. I’m sorry for your kids if you have any and if you don’t please don’t punish an unborn kid by bringing them into the world to be cursed with a mother like you. Get help. Seriously.

@Vercing45280167 @cara4sureki55 @kobi44 @Ashsomewhere1 Old markles only achievement in her dud useless lazy bimbo gifting life was the married money ! She’s a commoner now ! So are her kids ……

It’s a sad thing when people lose the knack for objectivity or rationale just like derangers & their racist UK media. I’m reading posts from some of the nutters claiming poor crowd numbers during H&M’s Australia trip. Well, I guess facts before our very eyes mustn’t be believed.

No you are the embarrassment to humanity, to the womb that bore you and the loins that conceived you. You horrid evil twat. You call Meghan a liar? Because she chose to defend herself against the constant spate of lies against her in the media? It was ok for her to keep silent but the minute she chose to defend herself she became a liar? Never mind the lies told by a whole white dominated system of racists promoting their racist propaganda over these past 8 years. You are the embarrassment to whatever race or species you belong to. Coming on here to talk about Meghan lying. Is King Charles not a lying adulterer? What about Prince Andrew? Why not hound them as well? What kind of cancer did Kate have? Really? Having precancerous cells isn’t cancer. Every evil you wish and speak against Meghan must and will surely befall you and your progeny. I wish this for you with as much fervour as you wish and speak evil of an innocent woman. Tell me the crime she has committed that warrants being abused, demonised and hounded on a daily basis by a bunch of white racists predominantly and their institutions simply because they can’t handle dealing with a black woman on the same terms they demand for themselves. Evil lot! You lot are too evil not to reap the same evil and worse that you endorse for an another fellow human being. Odious cretin. Disgusting creature.

@kobi44 @paperkrums imagine defending a known liar for no other reason than she has a black mother. How embarrassing

It’s pathetic that people like you come on here to split hairs on the most mundane of issues; but for the sake of factuality have you taken just a single snapshot or is this an aggregate of the many images and pics of the various events attended by H&M over their four day visit before posting this daft post of yours? No insult to any genuinely deaf person but didn’t you hear that one of the events was not announced as it was a private tour and so crowds were are not expected but those who spotted the Sussexes did gather as soon as word got around that they had been spotted. But the more significant point is what is it to you? Please tell me how with or without crowds gathering to see the Sussexes your life is more impactful and relevant than theirs. Do you come on here to make stupid asinine posts when the royals get heckled on the visits they undertake? H&M are living their lives totally oblivious of your existence. Why don’t you just do the same. Your stupid annoying ignorance based on your racist world view of these two is truly baffling and pathetic. Please go bin your silly head. You’re too annoying to be taken even with a pinch of salt. Mtcheeew!

@kobi44 100 or so people incl staff and press are NOT crowds..🤣🤣🤣

Yes ‘dear’ I’ll take your word over the vast array of pictures seen with my own eyes and posted by different media showing decent crowds, including some of the international media’s own images. I’ll take your ‘word’ over the images of a crowded hospital that was packed from top to ground floor with kids, parents and hospital staff all showing enthusiasm and excitement waiting to see Harry and Meghan. The point is what really is your point? Whether the visit drew crowds or didn’t, what is it with you petty deranged lot who can’t get your racist heads out of Harry & Meghan’s business? Are you for real or just plain sick in the head? I think the latter! H&M show up and do good and for that they continue to receive global recognition and alienation organically not orchestrated. Your reasoning is really too stupid for me to be wasting my pretty fingers responding to your daftness. I ask you again, what is your point? We’re at a point where the left over royals on many of their outings get heckled here in the U.K. - a small number of hecklers yes but they do get heckled still. Often there are hardly any crowds when they do many of their photo op outings. But I don’t come on social media to make that an issue. I’m no longer interested in a RF that has shown the worst level of inhumane and racist cruelty to one of its own simply because they couldn’t bear the fact that Meghan was different and outshining the heir to the throne and his wife Kate. But I don’t come on here stalking Kate and William at every turn looking to criticise them every time they brush their teeth. They are irrelevant to me and my actions depict disinterest. I IGNORE THEM for the most part. I don’t troll or hate or attack them with inordinate criticisms. I might dislike them but they are still human. Why can’t you evil, demon-possessed lot of derangers just get Meghan out of your heads and your mouths? Is she a criminal, like many of you and your relatives are ? Is Meghan a paedophile like many of you and your relatives are? You are all sick? Please buzz of with your nonsense patronising talk about crowd sizes. Who flipping cares? H&M are loved around the world despite the racism they are daily subjected to. Infact they are loved even the more. You inhumane bunch of white supremacist idiots who think your racist views represent the views of the silent majority. Every lie you lot have told about the Sussexes has been debunked and exposed as time has gone on yet you lot have no conscience or shame because in your eyes this woman is of less worth than an object yet she is more intelligent, more accomplished, more resilient & compassionate then a whole planet of you put together. Piss off! You irritate me so much. It’s people like you who encourage a society where people are driven to unalive themselves due to constant cruelty of words that damage hearts & drive people to utmost despair. Do you lot treat your pets in the way you treat Meghan? Hurling abuses & criticism and vitriol at her on a daily basis year after year? FOR FLIPPING WHAT EXACTL? You don’t like her visit to Australia, then piss of and mind your business! She didn’t come to see you. Focus on your life & leave her to live her life in peace. Only die hard royalists care about the RF in its current setting. Whether your racist head & heart like to acknowledge it or not, H&M are the most globally relevant royals at the moment. The rest of the non-racist sane world have seen how this hardworking amazing and genuinely empathetic and caring couple have navigated their way though the abuse and challenges of a racist system and instead of becoming irrelevant as the haters all predicted the exact opposite has happened. Instead the RF are the ones now irrelevant & getting themselves all contorted in a bid to remain relevant. Their popularity ratings the lowest ever; they simply do not have the gravitas & wow factor H&M have globally . Spin it anyway you want, fact is that H&M are now global icons. Period.

@kobi44 @DeAsia000 Bullshit. Most of Australia had no interest in them. The few pictures of "crowd scenes" were carefully manipulated to make it appear there were hundreds of people, when in fact there were a few dozen. Most of whom where connected to either H&M or the venue.

You are an outsider to the dynamics within the RF & what you think you know is only what has been fed to the press by those manipulating it for their own gain & that includes the RF. Harry lived in his family & should know more than you, with all due respect. You call Meghan a ‘grifter’? What have you accomplished in your miserable life that is worthy of recognition? So the RF who live on tax-payer funded luxury aren’t grifters? Do you know the meaning of the words you use? You think your Causcacity validates your racist opinions? It’s not racism to target a black-raced woman with daily abuse & criticism for doing nothing other than what gazillions of white folks do on a daily basis? Have you singled out Andrew, or Sarah Ferguson or ‘Cowmilla’ the Godzilla for the many things they so that should earn daily criticism? Harry is a ‘fool’ yet this ‘fool’ was allowed to serve his country at war for 10 yrs? That means the U.K. army Generals are also ‘fools’. Harry is a fool yet he founded Invictus Games which has now gained global recognition & increasing patronage across nations because of its truly noble concept. Harry is a fool yet today he is invited to speak on global platforms & forums with some of the most erudite & influential figures in politics, business & technology. His ‘grifter’ wife enabled him to achieve the statesmanship that was hidden within him. You who possess laser insight to identify grifters; what have you achieved in life that is worthy of global attention or mention? Are you more intelligent than Meghan? Has Netflix (a billion dollar business) ever approached you for a partnership for even one hour talk less of 5 yrs? Have you been invited by the World Health Organisation to accompany them on any trips lately? Has any country invited you to their country? What philanthropic works have you accomplished on even a roadside scale talk less of regional? Were you ever appointed a UN Ambassador like Meghan was, even before she got married? Have you ever been invited to speak at a UN women’s conference like Meghan has? Have you been a culinary expert who was invited to judge on cookery shows like Meghan has? Do you have a Masters degree from one of the most prestigious Universities in the US? I doubt you’re educated otherwise you’d never use the word ‘grifter’ in relation to Meghan. It’s like you deciding to call a virgin a prostitute for no reason than you have a mouth to label a person with. Before marriage Meghan was already very successful with a few humble millions in the bank. What had Kate accomplished before she married William other than being ‘waity’? How did she get to bag a Prince? Was it not allegedly by appearing in the sheerest of outfits to take part in a fashion parade she knew William would be attending? I’m not judging her; each to their own and she got the Prince she ‘waited’ for; good for her but funny how of all those.you could find to criticise among your white peers it is Meghan you single out for your daft criticism. Meghan who is unarguably one of the most accomplished & resilient women of these times given all that she has endured through the years. Yet it’s not racism? And even assuming Meghan is a grifter, I guess she’s the only grifter you know? So it’s now acceptable to harrass, abuse & demonise ‘grifters’ on a daily basis to the point where it is always a possibility that they could attempt to unalive themselves? That’s the kind of society you think we should encourage? It’s not racist for a despicable white man or any man for that matter to publicly write in a major tabloid that Meghan is so hated (not true by the way), she deserves to be stripped naked & dragged on the streets & excrement thrown at her? It’s not racism that led a senior UK police officer to claim that Meghan received the worst ever racist threats he had seen in his career. Since none of these injustices grieve your heart may all that happened to Meghan happen to you or your children. Evil creature.

The issues with Ms Meghan have never been about race and it's silly to suggest it at this point in time. They made a choice to leave, they were asked a year in if they were still committed to that, and they've had the space and privacy they wanted - she doesn't like being reminded that they're not royal by choice - it's so funny, they may be Sussex now but accountable would be returning the money to the women who expected to enjoy a weekend with her in Australia, any of the, is it 20, PR/Communications managers ... She's vengeful after not getting what she wanted and thought they could take, Harry has destroyed his reputation and has no business talking about mental health except in group therapy sessions. They aren't nice people, they aren't admirable, and respect is earned through actions and deeds, not photo ops and forced moments. Harry has gone along with her ideas so far but he has lost public support, he's lost support for his charities, and he comes across as an angry man with surprisingly little self-awareness. They have narcissistic controlling personalities and never wanted privacy... She's a grifter, he's a fool.

The deranged and unhinged liars of U.K. together with their demented press are at it again. If it wasn’t so tragic I’d almost have a laugh. They constantly accuse Meghan of lying yet for years they’ve told the most ridiculous lies against her and she’s had to bear it. The UK has become a truly vile society. If I lied in my job so persistently I would get fired instantly. I am bound by standards and ethics of professional decency and truth in the doing of my job yet charlatans and con artists parading as journalists and who are devoid of any professional integrity, ethics or commitment to journalistic facts are increasingly allowed to fabricate sheer lies and print indefensible things about this woman on a daily basis. The RF witness the vilification of Meghan and Harry on a daily basis and act as if it’s nothing yet William has joined the bandwagon to claim he understands mental health as he gives all his meaningless blah blah talk.This country and its RF are beyond a joke. How can a society have so many rules that people have to be bound by yet the press are given licence to print utter lies and fabrications in a daily bash without anyone being held accountable? I guess Meghan is a black raced woman and so doesn’t merit any consideration. I can also bet, :; if it had been a Caucasian white female being subjected by predominantly black society to all that Meghan has had to endure over the years, we would have by now seen petitions to the UN and even calls for a change in the law to make people and the media more accountable or liable for any falsehoods they print. This is how and why racism thrives and flourishes in a society that has learned to turn a blind eye to even the reprehensible. What a country and how the mighty have fallen. Has been nation with its has been media and a whole lack of derangers looking to feed off Meghan for their gory blood sport. x.com/awaGomisk56s/s… x.com/awaGomisk56s/s…

What an ignoramus you are! Before you broadcast another opinion, try acquiring a fact or two. It may be a new experience for you. Retreats happen every day across the world—for wellness, leadership, business, grief, faith, creativity, and countless other reasons. Yet somehow you’ve chosen Meghan’s one as the EMERGENCY requiring your outrage. How convenient! Your entire argument is the intellectual equivalent of a toddler pointing at the moon and shouting because it’s there. You saw Meghan’s name, lost all critical function, and rushed online to perform ignorance in public. What a twat! The women who attended were grown adults capable of deciding where to spend their own money. They do not require rescue from you, a self-appointed watchdog of matters that do not concern you. If they felt value in the experience, that settles it. Your indignation is neither requested nor relevant. What truly irritates you is not a retreat. It is that Meghan continues to thrive despite years of obsessive hostility from people who cannot bear to see a confident, successful, outspoken woman refuse to shrink herself for their comfort. That seems to wound you more deeply than any alleged “rip off.” You compulsive derangers reserve astonishing energy for attacking a woman building ventures, speaking globally, and earning her own living, yet remain strangely mute about inherited privilege, taxpayer-funded luxury, and the many genuinely destructive figures who cause real harm. Curious priorities. And please spare everyone the fantasy that this is about “consumer concern.” It is about resentment dressed up as commentary. A familiar trick from people who mistake bitterness for insight. So no, the “poor women” do not need refunds. But perhaps you should request one for whatever education taught you that spite is analysis and prejudice is intelligence. What a diseased racist bum you are. Seek help.

@kobi44 Are you campaigning for full refunds for those poor women who were ripped off by DD at the daft retreat?

@DeAsia000 I didn’t imagine your illiteracy. You can’t even spell the name properly so I just race rest my case. .

@kobi44 see that lady on the beach not giving a 💩about old skank Megz? yeah, that is Australia in general. So buzz of you raycist pos

Really you twat! What is your point over a couple who don’t know you exist.your pain is so Lea sides you have to obsess over a couple who are infinitely more successful and are global in every sense. Don’t you have better things to focus your attention on! What sort of peas-sized brains do you all have? It’s no dispute that Prince Harry and Meghan’s trip to Australia was successful. Get over it.

@kobi44 Our media reported the dismal show up first Take a look at this video, 'youtube sky news australia prince harry' share.google/S3NWWSEXkT67pW…

No you’re the idiot. You being Australian does not rule out that you could be and probably are racist. Otherwise why deny the truth and the fact that the trip was successful? What is it about two people visiting a country and being welcomed by many that drives you to criticise even that? Yet you come on here with your sorry Australian ass to come and lecture me on you being Australian? So flipping what? If you’re talking BS you could be an Eskimo for all I care I’ll confront WHOSOEVER! . Does being Australian give you the sole preserve of truth? Twat. You lot think you can intimidate anyone with your high minded arrogance. I don’t respect your nationality if you’re speaking stupid. I respect those who have the ability to be objective, reasonable and not driven to hold views that are based on racist undertones or biases and who can see truth and not manipulate it out of selfish or racist or parochial interest. Don’t wag your Australianism at me while talking arrant rubbish about a trip that anyone with unblinkered sight could see was a hugely successful trip. You being Australian does not pay my bills so if you spread lies or misinfornation, I will confront you!

@kobi44 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am Australian you idiot

Go get your head screened. Australia does not love the Sussexes? I guess you have your own private news channel that feeds you the lies and drivel you want to believe rather than facts and the truth you shun. FACT, Australia was abuzz with delight and excitement at the royal visit ( yes I know you’re going to get your deranged knickers in a twist hearing me call it a royal visit which it is because Prince Harry didn’t stop being royal just because he married a black raced woman or because he is embroiled in a rift with his family. He was born royal and royal he is and so is his wife because she remains married to Prince Harry just as Kate is royal because she remains married to William. I hope your racist heart can take the shock of these FACTS). The delightful pictures of Harry and Meghan in Australia speak in rich colour to the roaring success of their trip and no amount of evil spin can alter the fact. You will rot in your racist blinkers if you don’t get cured. Racism - what a disease! Made even worse by the strength of denial from those who are totally diseased with it. Get help. You and your deranged, unhinged lot are battling a loathsome disease and I’m calling you all out!

@kobi44 well too bad for you, Australia do not care for them, who cares about the anti family couple

Your daftness speaks volumes of you. Educate your brain and research the facts not propaganda. Even the official studies that have been undertaken on the issue of Meghan have acknowledged the racism that fuels the hatred towards her and if you can’t even see or appreciate that at the very least then not only are you as blind as a bat but you’re also a blind racist bat and that’s saying something.

@kobi44 Omg the racist card comes out when people have nothing

Can you hear your stupidity writing? ‘Racism has nothing to do with it’? It’s this sort of delusion that keeps racists like you in a bauble of denial of anything that’s truth or factual. So why are you and your delusionists not hounding Andrew day and night the same way Meghan is hounded. Is he not a liar? Is kind Charles not a liar? Or do you know of any adulterer who isn’t a liar. Is Kate not a liar? When exactly did Meghan make her cry? Or wasn’t it the other way round? Is Andrew not a liar? They are all white so why aren’t you hounding, criticising and trolling them for the lies they’ve told at various times. How come it’s only Meghan’s purported ‘lies’ that concerns you, enough to justify the constant evil bullying and daily harassment of her. So in your book it’s not racism to publicly express a wish for a black-raced woman to be dragged naked on the streets and for excrement to be pelted at her? It’s not racism to criticise the way Meghan blinks, the way she holds her pregnant belly, the way she speaks, the clothes and jewellery she wears ( yet your RF bedeck themselves in ceremonial jewellery stolen from colonised regions); the philanthropic work she does despite not doing it at taxpayers expense unlike your RF? What sheer hypocrisy; that’s why you can’t see the evil of your ways and the diabolism of your heart. If you can justify the level of harm that’s been directed at Meghan then my wish for you is for you and your loved ones and even your children to suffer the same that’s been inflicted upon Meghan. You call her a liar? Yet every lie that’s been told about her is constantly being proven itself to be a lie. Why haven’t you harassed those who lie against Meghan? She’s a liar yet this ‘liar’ is the one who is invited to rub shoulders with people of influence and global initiatives of impact around the world. I guess people of influence just love to hang out with ‘liars’? That’s why they’re so successful and you’re not. Instead you’re here passing nasty vindictive lies and comments about a woman whose shoes you’re not fit to wipe.

@kobi44 Racism has nothing to do with it. They are oven liars. It’s their behavior. Wake up.

@bigassbella @OliLondonTV Shaking your head at your own incurable craziness.

@kobi44 @OliLondonTV

Body language experts claim Meghan Markle showed ‘lack of interest’ with her ‘forced’ facial expressions and rapid blinking during interaction with Bondi Beach survivor. Multiple analysts have accused the Duchess of ‘acting’ while appearing ‘uninterested’ during the meeting.

The racism is real folks! They’re not hiding it any more! Rather they’re hiding under Meghan-bashing and Meghan-hating. They are so daft they have no ability to self analyse. Why hate a woman who is not a criminal, is not in their orbit of engagement, has not harmed or done you any wrong? Racism seeks justification so it couches in language that appears ‘reasonable’ and indignation that sounds ‘plausible’. Yet the same standards for their indignation, hate and criticism are never applied to the white counterparts who have done everything and much worse that these racist nutters claim to dislike about Meghan. Why have we not heard relentless bashing of Andrew by these pristine racist moralists? Andrew for years has been embroiled in the scandal of scandals, he lied through his teeth in his infamous interview with Emily Maitlis a few years ago. The RF knowingly coughed up £12 million pounds to spare him the embarrassment of a potentially protracted court case. The alleged victim who accused Andrew of acts of criminality released a tell all book and committed suicide. The release of the Epstein files a few months ago clearly ‘implicated’ Prince Andrew and cast further aspersions on his earlier claims of innocence. The sordidness of this whole affair couldn’t be more apparent and involving a member of the most esteemed families in the world yet all that’s happened is a few days of furore and then complete silence from except section of the media and from all those so called royal ‘experts’, derangers and liars. How come Meghan is the one who for the last 8 yrs has been the one constantly attacked and vilified on a daily basis yet they’re silent about Andrew. They’ll beat their chests and deny they are racists but the evidence is stacked against them. And even when you provide proof of their complicit racism they are too shameless to care. We truly are in a new era where people manufacture and design the ‘truth’ they want to believe rather than the whole truth and nothing but the truth. What makes it even more sinister and dangerous is that ordinary folks like you and I are the same ones perpetrating this evil and justifying it based on their ingrained racist bias. Meghan has become the poster figure who revealed what (ingrained racism) was always within them and was just waiting to be triggered. Meghan was the trigger and that’s why they are so uncontrollably compulsive in their feverish racism. Racism is their disorder, Megan is their trigger and all the hate and bashing is the fix to salve their compulsiveness; and so the compulsive and vicious cycle continues. How truly deranged! Hence they’ve been aptly named the Derangers. May God Almighty bless and protect Prince Harry , Meghan and their two innocent children and of course Mama Doria, always. I’m so glad Harry and Meghan got away from these revolting demons and their demonic systems and mindsets. x.com/H_M_Today/stat…

The point is you lot just need to get a life and stop obsessing over a couple who aren’t even aware you exist and who unarguably demonstrate positive global relevance and significance - even more so then the entire U.K. and its monarchy. The last time your favourite royals did a joint trip to Jamaica they gave slave master vibes; riding in an open top vehicle bedecked in regalia of jewels stolen from colonised regions around the world; waving to their ‘minions’ and then shaking the hands of ordinary folks through a metal gauze fence!!!! Please share on here the comments you made then about that disaster. I doubt you made any mention of it or that you saw anything wrong then. The entire West Indies region do not seem enamoured with the RF but they do love H&M. Same love Africa has for H&M , same love from Colombia, same love from Canada and now even Australia. So please shut your crass odious white racist mouth because you’re SURELY not about to lecture anyone on the highly successful trips that Meghan and Harry have embarked on which are globally appreciated for the way it showcases H&M as an authentic, genuine, normal, caring, kind, warm, approachable and LIKEABLE couple! Sadly it seems the phantom brain you possess refuses to accept the facts right before your eyes that prove Meghan and Harry were very welcomed in Australia and the buzz they created on their 4 day trip was positive throughout. The crowds that turned up at the hospital H&M visited was not a figment of imagination. I’m more inclined to listen to the children and parents who were very appreciative of the Duke and Duchess spending time to chat and engage with them than I am going to listen to racist sourpusses who just want to vent racist-fuelled hate and criticism at anything Meghan and Harry do. You’re all flipping silent about Andrew and his alleged criminal activities and the scandals but day and night rabid racist derangers continue to carp and pontificate criticisms about a couple who have spent the last 7 years just showing up and doing good. How truly sick in the head you folks really are. Racism really does kill your humanity.

You’re ‘so happy’ that… no one turned up to an event that wasn’t even scheduled as a public walkabout. That’s quite an achievement: being emotionally invested in a scene that exists only in your head. They removed public walkabouts from the tour for security and logistics, but sure, tell us again how the imaginary empty street proves they’re ‘over.’ It’s giving ‘I saw a blurry clip on a hate account and built an entire personality around it.’ Also, if you zoom out from your fantasy world for five seconds, you’d notice H&M had sold‑out events and solid crowds on this trip. But by all means, keep celebrating things that didn’t happen – it’s the most honest reflection of how little you have going on offline. What a twat.

The fact nobody turned up for Harry and Meghan’s walkabout in Sydney makes me so happy. You can see how pissed off they are.