uppity African 🍉

didn’t lie

a girl on tiktok said “unspoken expectations are premeditated resentments” and wow yes

the bravest diva you know is on a mission to save her own life

me in a Teams meeting waiting to say "nothing from my side”

So real. So so real.

I don’t expect you to be man of the match every week, but what I expect from you every week is the deezayah

I slept over at my cousin's place(at the hood) bc he advised me not to drive back so late last night. He stays on the main road. By 4:30 AM, I was woken up by the sound of taxi's hooting & people commuting to work. Man, you can't tell me that black South Africans are "lazy."

This morning feels forced, should’ve been a public holiday too.

"If you don't fit into the crowd, it means your place is on the stage."

And just like that… everybody stopped talking about the Epstein Files.

09 and 10 May - Magic Marble Family Fest in JHB 30 May - Heineken UCL Final Screening in JHB 13 and 14 June - Red Bull Symphonic - at Monte Casino 15 June - Sjava 10 Year Celebration Tour at Sun Bet Arena 06, 07, 10 Aug - Tamia live in CPT, DBN, PTA 09 August - Shekhina’s Rosefest at Casalinga 09 August - Dj Zinhle’s Zee Nation in JHB 08, 11 Aug - Maxwell live in PTA and CPT 19 Sept - Scorpion Kings Live at FNB Stadium 19 and 20 Sept - Delicious Festival at Kyalami 25 and 26 Sept - Standard Bank Joy of Jazz at Sandton Convention Center 26 and 27 Sept - Investec LMC at Ground 02, 03, 04 Oct - Rocking the Daisies in CPT and (jhb) 23 Oct - Sjava 10 Year Celebration Tour at Carnival City 🇿🇦 SOMEWHERE BETWEEN 02 November and 30 January WE PARTICIPATE IN LOCAL GOVERNMENT ELECTIONS BY 🗳️ 07 and 11 Nov - Jill Scott To Whom It May Concern Tour in PTA and CPT 06, 07, 08, 09 Nov - HCE Sun City Takeover in Sun City 12 Dec - JCole; The Fall Off Tour at FNB Stadium 16 Dec - Shimza’s Best Of Both Worlds in PTA 25 Dec - Shimza’s OMS in Tembisa 30 Apr and 01 May 2027 - Ultra SA in CPT and JHB

Let the 'M' in May stand for Manifestation, Money, Motivation, and Main Character Energy.

NO BAD DAYS IN MAY. AFFIRM IT!!!

"Você trabalha no computador, passa o dia todo sentada, deve ser muito fácil" Eu trabalhando no computador:

I’M SO EXCITED I FEEL LIKE THIS IS GONNA BE HER BEST ALBUM

When you're not premenstrual, nor menstruating, nor ovulating, nor postmenstrual. The best two days of the month.

Don't let people mispronounce your name.

In case anyone isn’t aware, Trump is demanding Zambia to hand over its mineral rights by end of day tomorrow or the U.S. gov’t will cut off the country’s access to the AIDS medications that are literally keeping its citizens alive. Just thought y’all should know.

you see if rtd does a real thing and books sza? cape town wayyyyyy

Even if it was 135 years ago. We’re not supposed to forgive and forget.

South Africa has so much talent. Especially creatively. We need more funds and legislations to support our talent