Kyle Stearnes

@mlb here’s looking at you.

Thanks, MLB, for putting baseball games on Netflix, Prime, Apple TV, Peacock, and The Dildo Channel, pretty much everywhere except the MLB network, because I enjoy paying for shit I can't watch. You may think this is a ruse to get me to subscribe to all this stuff, when in reality, it just makes me hate baseball. Well done.

Hey @X @elonmusk We want to filter posts more than replies, but this is a start.

Coop has started out the season well after a disappointing season last year at the plate which we attribute to the screw in his elbow which limited his ROM. So far in two games he is 1-4 with 1K and 2BB. Had a hard liner down the line last night and a grounder back to the pitcher, as well as a missile to the pitcher which was caught on pure luck Friday night. Super solid behind the plate had one inning Friday night with runners on base with ZERO passed balls after after 7-10 in the dirt helping his pitcher get out of the inning with no runs scored. On track for a good season, just need more chances to prove himself.

Thinking about trying to go up and catch part of the @MoStateBSB game today against OSU before the son’s HS game this evening.

@HellbenderSTL Coming up to catch part of the game before the son’s HS game in Springfield.

Would be cool if even 1/4 of them came back tomorrow to watch MO State vs OK State

Just paid the wife's cousin to remove a black snake from a bird house on our back porch. He didn't want paid but it was money well spent because it was that or I was burning our house down.

Coop apparently pissed off a kid in the game this evening that got stranded on 3rd because he couldn’t steal home on balls in the dirt because Coop blocked them all. Had a man on 2nd and 3rd with about 7 (+/-) balls in the dirt helping out his pitcher giving him a chance to strike out the side and keep runs off the board. Boys won 9-0.

@hittingguru7 @coachzblair10 Told my son if he ever pulls that crap he won't be playing anymore.

@coachzblair10 Gross 🤮

Let the kids play? 🤷🏼‍♂️ There are people out there that think this behavior is okay. Why isn't it enough to hit a homer, flip the bat a little, and run around the bases?

HOLY SHIT THE SANTA CLARA v. KENTUCKY ENDING!

@SasquatchVinnie Also, please remit payment to @DugoutMantis

@kylestearnes So I should thank you for them coming back and winning

Yes we are #StillPerfect

@SasquatchVinnie I think so, I will take my gift in the form of @QuikTrip rollers.

@SasquatchVinnie Was on the phone with my a buddy who throws bullpens to my son and he told me the halftime score and I was like what the actual F and turned on the game.

@kylestearnes The app would’ve been deleted so fast

@X @elonmusk for the love of all that is holy, RELEASE THE region filter then 90+% of the spam and fake accounts go away.

@UnderdogMLB @EvanDrellich

Mark DeRosa on if he would come back for next WBC, via @EvanDrellich: "It would be 100 percent yes to do it again."

@tigers @TarikSkubal @willyvest @WBCBaseball @USABaseball He doesn’t deserve to be in the dugout after quitting on the team.

FIRE ME UP 🇺🇸 #WorldBaseballClassic

@BradGalli @tigers Why the F is he there?!? He quit on the team.

Tigers pitcher Tarik Skubal wore Red Wings captain Dylan Larkin’s game-used USA Olympic sweater to the World Baseball Classic championship game. 🎥: @Tigers

@SasquatchVinnie I was curious why the F he pitched McLean again…lol

I can promise you, no one in America is sitting here watching the game thinking, “I wonder what DeRosa is thinking? Ken Rosenthal should ask him questions”