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@cottoncanmi Now you gotta one up them and dump boiling water on them while they're asleep🫩

my siblings just dumped cold water all over me😐

@seruphymn IM SORRY IM SICK?!

@l8necrypt The fricking audacity. ME!? You keep calling it off YOU FRAUD!

この野郎。

Oh gosh oh i SURE do hope no one emerges from teh darkness beyond mu very WIDE OPEN window and not split me open from stem to stern and sift through my innards . . ! SIGH. .

@cottoncanmi Ok but wait what is jumanji 2..thats the one w the rock right CUS jumanji 1 is the og one, 2 must be the modern one and THEN theres a jumanji 3 right

@l8necrypt i actually have no idea🤔 but my sister wants to see it so i guess we have to🥹

ok good morning everyone, i’m going to be a chud and watch movies all day because i have nothing else to do!

@cottoncanmi NEW MARIO MOVIE i have yet to waych the first one what is it even about..I can get behind jumanji 2

@l8necrypt kid movies because my sister wants to do that😒 so probably the new mario movie and then my mom wants to watch jumanji 2

@vxrqs_ drop handle！

@l8necrypt sure ! and moot me up bro ..

im so bored i cant do anything bc im sick in bed someone pls let me spam reels in your ig dms

@vxrqs_ give me like a week i promise youll get rhat uid..

@l8necrypt ME TOO give me ur uid :>

i just realised ashviel uses a cane in his basic attack LMAOO THIS OLD UNC

@vxrqs_ sighs...opens app store*

@cottoncanmi PUSHEEN HIT TWEET😭

i better wake up to a hit tweet👀👀👀

@vxrqs_ Fret NOT moot ill open you up, evict the ache personally, and sew everything back tgt. Whether youll survive the procedure is a concern for a later date🫀

im so hungry but i cant eat anything bc my tummy is sick this is true misery

@vxrqs_ ASIA！....i think！

@l8necrypt OPEN IT NOW >:( and which server are you on lets add eo

@cottoncanmi HELLO😭😭😭 thats johnathan archibald porkwell III

this isn’t the john pork i know

Must i farm in solitude....breaks dkwn on my knees cryinh

@yuckuzha DAMN RIGHT ong🫀

@l8necrypt at least i got u >:)

blocking me bc i wont play ow with you is sad

@cottoncanmi there there mi ( ;´ - `;)

i’m actually so pissed that i got caught crying now im to embarrassed to keep crying im gonna die

@alizziias Maybe perhaps perchance theyd be sad with that alien stereotype though ( ;´ - `;) imagine traveling across galaxies only to discover humans have collectively decided ur entire species is green with antlers and a suspicious fascination with abducting cows. ID BE OFFENDED TOO

@l8necrypt YESSS, this is what i was thinking, i want aliens to be real so i can be a an alien to them, maybe they’d like give me green skin and antlers

are humans aliens to aliens or can humans not be aliens, it’s kinda sad if we can’t be because i would loke to call myself an alien, would aliens call us aliens??