Nik

the indisputable goat will always be prisoner of azkaban

even as a kid i’d always root for tom bcs i knew everything when i was young

@_whotfisnora_ I thought khaane ke liye pucch rahi

@lCONlK Why would I eat that lool

People of UP , Bihar , MP and Chattisgarh :

@doulbedoink And they claimed the bar was given to them 3000 years ago?

An animal abuser, a pedophile, and a serial killer walk into a bar. The bartender says “What the fuck? You guys need to leave right now.”

When someone is laughing and socializing instead of taking their turn at the board game we’re playing.

@kohoeli Kucch bhi dedo, Sab chalega mujhe

yaar ladko ko kya gift diya jaaye im so pareshan

Rahane in PP : 45 (22) After PP : 22(18) Phir log pucchte hai bc Rahane gaali kyu khaata hai.

@AryaAnand8 @samosemainaloo She never said Kashmiri pandits genocides was a propoganda, Nor did she insult indian army. Please go and read again

@samosemainaloo Having a different opinion on movies are okay but insulting Indian Army, saying kashmiri pandits genocides a propaganda isn't okay!! She can hate dhurandhar, but she can't say kashmiri pandits pains were propaganda!!

A woman gave her opinion on movies and got bullied by sanghis that she made her account private but the same people never did outrage for repist men roaming free in india and political parties

@bhaleraosarang Allen Rahane Green Rinku Tejasvi Angkrish (Floater) Ramandeep Narine Varun Tyagi Arora IP : Muzarabani

Would love to see Finn Allen opening with Rahane with Angkrish at 3 and Cam Green at 4. KKR would be tempted to open with Sunil Narine. But he averages under 5 in the IPL v MI and Boult has got the better of him. KKR could think of unleashing Narine v MI spinners probably against Gazanfar. KKR would be hoping for Ramandeep to be a trusted finisher. Anukul Roy had a good T20 season and he could be a good pick. Rinku could bat at 5 and this is an important season for him. Will KKR pick Kartik Tyagi in their line-up? Vaibhav Arora will be the key with the new ball v Rohit. Varun Chakravarthy in 7-15 v MI middle order is an interesting battle. For MI, Rohit-QDK could open. If an early wicket falls we could see Naman Dhir at 3 else Suryakumar Yadav will bat at 3. Tilak, Hardik, Sherfane Rutherford is a scary middle order. Deepak Chahar, Gazanfar, Bumrah, Boult is a formidable bowling attack. There'll be breeze early on and team winning the toss may want to bowl first. Mumbai has red soil pitch so batting 1st won't be a bad option. Can MI win the opening game of the IPL for the first time since 2012?

Made the IPL what it is today. Only the type of launch it needed. Historic...

@CallmeArjunn @The_Sleigher You said she rightfully deserves? Lol. He literally just said no to her, And you guys are behaving like he did some crime. Saying someone"no" is treating them bad?

@lCONlK @The_Sleigher No one is talking about his right. This is all about how he treated her and what she has become now. That's it.

Isme galat kya hai?? Aditya Dhar ne Dhurandhar Ranveer Singh ko kyun banaya Rajpal Yadav ko bhi bana sakta tha

@akshaychugh @AnirbanManna10 And then rose back to 58-59, What's your point?

@AnirbanManna10 Bhai it touched 68, 69 in 2013.

INR vs💲 1️⃣Vajpayee(1999-2004) 👉43.4 to 45.3 👉 4%🔺 2️⃣Manmohan(2004-2014)👉 45.3 to 58.7 👉 30%🔺 3️⃣Modi(2014-2026)👉58.7 to 95 👉62%🔺 📌Highest AVERAGE YEARLY DRAWDOWN in 3rd case. Check the image on 1st comment.

@CallmeArjunn @The_Sleigher She wanted free deisgned lehngaa, Which he has the right to say no lol. If she wants to buy and wear, No one's stopping her lol. Anyone can buy from his shop

@The_Sleigher Discrimination is not choosing someone more capable over someone less capable. Discrimination is denying a person what they rightfully deserve- solely because they are seen as an outsider or judged through bias, not merit.

Duffy 🔥

@ladynationalist When did she mock indian army lol? That's what happens when you eat gobar

Meet the sister of Aneet Padda, Reet Padda who openly mocks the Indian Army and thinks The Kerala Story, Dhurandhar, and The Kashmir Files are propaganda. Pure leftist and woke hypocrisy. Matlab, ye toh wahi baat hui, khao India ka aur gao Iran ka.

@8tsukoyomi @business No for buying bad loans and gifting the company to Adani Ambani

@business Borrow for what? Their bullshit social welfare schemes.

India will borrow 8.2 trillion rupees ($86.5 billion) in the first half of the financial year beginning April 1, around half of the amount scheduled for the full 12-month period, the government said in a statement Friday. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

@deadofmadhav Maharashtra

To all the Gen Zs here who are Congress ideologues do comment on this post and mention your state! We're gonna form a group here probably and do spaces. Only Gen Zs pls 😭