David Langly

@ascinhiding @DodoFits If The Boys is good TV, I'd hate to see bad TV!

@DodoFits good tv

3 episodes of the boys left and we are getting a sub story about a dog eating chocolate

@60Minutes KILL EVERYONE OVER 50

“We've stopped making babies. We've decided that being distracted by a dopamine hit around Candy Crush might be a good way to spend your time. Not if you're a full human," former Sen. Ben Sasse says in an extended interview. cbsn.ws/4cA1Jrp

I guess that's not 100% true, I do care about some of the characters I've met in sidequests, just no one in the main plot.

The problem with Diablo 4's story, is that I don't care about anyone, at all. I really couldn't care less about who lives, who dies, or why.

@bornposting At the time, I didn't care too much, but now that I've gotten more into Wonder Woman, I know just how robbed we were.

remember when there was gonna be a wonder woman game w/ the mordor nemesis system and then they cancelled it

Reading Etrigan's rhymes sparks joy. Reading Zantana's backward spells sparks depression.

@infinite_walrus @And_is_the Red pushers, generally, aren't pushing red just to kill the blues, but are, generally, ok with the death of people who push blue. If they didn't want to die, why not push the button with a 0% chance of death?

@And_is_the Red absolutely can lose. Red’s goal is to kill off all the blues. If the blues survive, that means red lost.

Fym ">loses" red is literally the "you can't possibly lose" button

@AyakaMods Remember when Nexus got sold, and we were told nothing would change? Yeah, saw this coming.

🚨 JUST NOW 🚨 Nexus Mods permanently banned modder K^5 for Blue Archive & anime mods in Helldivers 2. Ban reason includes “Child Content Guidelines” but the real kicker? “Hosted links to platforms containing illegal content.” What are those links?: - AyakaMods - Afdian - GameBanana Linking to us is now “illegal content.” K^5 already republished all of the mods to AyakaMods. This is the same playbook they ran on the Spicy Graves mod on GameBanana.

@rpondiscio He's bald

Yesterday I ordered an obscure book and a 20 pound bag of dog food on Amazon. Today it was delivered to my house in rural upstate New York. Remind me again why Jeff Bezos doesn’t deserve to be a billionaire?

@strawberry_brat @ReviewsPossum I guess I don't HAVE to trick a woman into marriage, and could just go for a woman as nerdy as me, but I don't think those types of women leave the house much, so there's nowhere consistent to meet them, at least that I'm aware of.

@strawberry_brat @ReviewsPossum Anyway, I don't think it's really a matter of intelligent vs stupid, but knowledgeable vs gullible, at least in this case.

You probably look like your dad, and he managed to get laid, so it's not your looks.

@beagleticks Yes, you are too woke. Get real problems, please.

maybe i’m too woke but i don’t think you should a guy based off a whole ass racist to your roblox game

@natisneato The beautiful thing about cRPG adaptations of DnD is that they capture all the blind adherence to the mechanics a certain kind of grognard DM has without nature's counterpoint to that behaviour (being within striking distance of said DM)

@izutsulyn Come on bro, just one more simple control scheme bro, it'll work this time!

now that we all tried and it didn’t work can we please stop trying to market fighting games to casual players

@Nerdcognito Just say no, fuckhead. If you want them to fail, don't waste everyone's time with a roll.

Modern Gamers that expect nothing but success, we'll ask so you don't have to: "WhY aLLoW tHe RoLL iN The FiRsT PlAcE?" Think about it for a little bit, respect your players decisions and agency, and get back to us.

You're the DM? Have you broken a modern gamer lately? Teach them than natural 20 is not an insta-win, the hard way!

I think Felix Colgrave and Studio Seufz are similar in artstyles and sensibilities, but not similar enough that they should work together, if that makes any sense.

Your favorite yunayu is..?

@knowyourmeme Was Sexy Losers the one with the necrophilia plot line? With the girl who wanted to jump off the bridge?

On this day 27 years ago, the earliest known online transcription of the word “fap” appeared in the Sexy Losers strip “Video Girl Etchi".