L. B. Scott

I will never forget walking down Market St in San Francisco and watching a lady slip and fall on an actual banana peel. When we both stopped laughing she said she was grateful I saw it because no one would believe her. I wonder how she's doing. I miss her.

You’re actually someone who keeps choosing doors. Keep choosing doors.

“Sir, if I wanted to be verbally abused I would’ve stated my opinion online.”

@jeremybarry @CHPMarin Thanks. My boyfriend was stuck in this leaving work from Marin. Took him 2 hours to get home from work. Thanks for replying and hope you’re home safe!!!

@larajerickson @CHPMarin All lanes southbound are closed right now, we haven't moved in 30 minutes.

TRAFFIC ALERT FOR THE GOLDEN GATE BRIDGE The #1 and #2 southbound and northbound lanes are blocked on the Golden Gate Bridge due to an overturned big rig. High-profile vehicles should avoid the area due to high winds. Please avoid the area and use an alternate route.

the silly goose convention called, they asked if you could be their keynote speaker

@treesandwords I didn’t end up using it and it’s my cupboard. I have a filet in the freezer. Hrmmm.,,

@treesandwords I hate that I just saw this!

@MoKnowz Ahhh you’re right. How weird…

@larajerickson May just take some time to update on your side.. maybe logging out/in would refresh it as well?

@MoKnowz Hahahahahaha!

@larajerickson Aren't we ALL just numbers on a screen?

@MoKnowz Yeah, says I already follow you. Wtf!

@MoKnowz How weird! I can see only who I previously “followed” as well. It’s just a number on the screen evidently.

If the anxiety didn’t wake me up, I would somewhat enjoy the fruitless attempts of the several mosquitoes attacking the outside of the net I have around my bed.

@NonhleBeryl NAILED IT

@elastword Loooove him!

@ThatCarterBlunt Omg. You poor things! Sending so much love! Feel better and take good care of yourselves! ❤️

@ThatCarterBlunt Happy Birthday!

@lindsay_crider AHHH COUCH FLASHBACKS!

How many kids i have: 1 How many kids it feels like i have:

@lindsay_crider I thought the go-to was Xylophone 😂

When you’re writing an ABC book and get to “X”