Shannon Leary

Mom: so my diet is just writing down everything that goes in my mouth… SHANNON PATRICIA! BAD! STOP GIGGLING

Could you do me a huge favor? 🥺Please accept my invite so that I can get free gifts temu.com/s/Ml6swMcAxlSq…

Worst loss since…? Watched teams all weekend with their backs against the wall find a way to win… Bengals at home, against a rookie qb, fail to show up! No excuse for that

Screamed at by coworker at work Bengals losing I’m fat So not my favorite day

@Mares4Life I’m so sorry. You have made the right choice for her. You’ve given her such a great retirement.

Remember when she lived at the pound!?!? Unwanted and unloved?!?! (Yeah she doesn’t either)

It’s time to get Keaton off his bottle of milk in bed so it’s a cup of milk in the living room then bed… which now means Vada gets a bit of milk before bed too..

Ok so I almost get why people don’t trust immigrants because I just thought “thank god I’m not trusted with state secrets because I’d sell out NZ for a pebble ice machine”

I don’t think people understand when we say our stadium is on campus this is what we mean- that’s not a parking lot. That’s a roof. Like you have to walk the stadium to get from one class to another

It’s my yearly annoy my Board of Elections works day!!! (Aka I email a form I don’t know if I have to do every election or every year orrrr)

Ja'Marr Chase excited to have Tee Higgins back in the mix on Monday night. Why? "Less double teams....it's just been good having the boys back out there." 5 minutes with #Bengals WR , including his plans for a touchdown celebration⬇️ @WLWT

Sorry I’m getting canceled but flank rope is only way I got dingo under control at park run

Thank you!

@anotherequestr1 “Look Ms! I have a teen now!”

You know what’s fun? I have to wait 4 more days until I know if my “send me a ballot every year” worked because expats done get ballots until the 21st US time

I think rose from the golden girls was actually on the spectrum…

@dairymanNZ This is pornography

Eldest Son is in Munich, and I forgot how much I missed German breakfasts 😭

@Irwing_JC But more to the point- I don’t like either. I prefer a concentrated capsule or bottle that I use to make my cleaning solution

@Irwing_JC Neither- I want someone to clean my house for me… 😭😭😭😭

Survey for Kiwis: Would you prefer to: Refill your household cleaners at a refill station (more economical) or, Buy new ones from the supermarket every fortnight?

I didn’t get hay in my bra but I did get it in my phone case sooooo