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To all that I follow I certainly try to give you trophies for all your great tweets.. Keep tweeting 😀 pic.twitter.com/ya8y1wxkzj

Lol tho if a burglar ever came cuz jokes on them, my house is completely empty other than various Halloween decorations and a couple pieces of furniture

I love when my dog does his scary growl cuz there’s a good chance it’ll scare away whatever he’s growling at #scarysoundsinthenight #goodboy

I had a dream that my mom smoked green lol.....only in my wildest dreams 😂

My nails stabbed thru yet another pair of my leggings as I was pulling them up this morning #oops #thestruggle

I hate when ur hair feels greasy and you just wanna go home

They should make bras that don’t hurt ur back and shoulders after wearing it all day...

This time change got me falling asleep at 8 pm

Ugh I hate myself most of the time but....I'm working on being a better version of myself

I just wanna jump out the window and land in a huge pile of dessert

Today I feel like Jabba the Hut's slightly heavier, sloppier sister, Jabba the Gut.

"What does Becky think about that?" Send me one of your tweets, and I'll read it to my non-Twittering sister, Becky, and provide you her reaction.

My sister works for me as a legal assistant. Next week we have a court case involving an unrelated attorney who shares our last name of Hunt. My sister: We'll have to point out to the Judge that there are 3 fantastic Hunts in his court. Me: No.

My sister & I have reached the age where when one of us names an older celebrity the other one says that celebrity is dead & then the person who brought up the celebrity says no they're not & then we argue about if they're dead & forget what the original conversation was about.

The lid comes off and the ugly is plain for all who care to see.

Feel sorry for yourself. Ok that’s enough.

The lion sleeps, but never rests.

Face the music and feel it too.

Keep your head up. It’s not you, it’s all them. For now.