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bitly.xaijo.com/consuelo 2Pac died because he lived the thug life. This 6 pack is going to die because I live the chug life.

shorturl.xaijo.com/glenn Even if I had a refrigerator with glass doors; I would still stand there with the door open.

bitly.xaijo.com/jNSKHRhj Whenever I see a couple with a significant height difference, I always picture them doing it.

I'm white. But I'm not NASCAR fan white. bitly.xaijo.com/drBcBJQq

bitly.xaijo.com/jNSKHRhj Cop: Whatever you say will be held against you. Me: TEDDYBEARS Cop: Aww.

"YES! YES! YES! Damn." (A dog, when you open their food cabinet to get something else.) bitly.xaijo.com/JgbcK

bitly.xaijo.com/oMCGg 2000 pounds of crap music = 1 reggaeton.