libby

one time I saw a coconut at the grocery store and I was like omg I have to get it. so I got it and then I got it open somehow (I don’t remember that part) and then I drank it and I was like wow this takes like coconut, I hate it.

literally cannot be trusted around a spreadsheet when i don’t have evening plans

i just know the product team hates to see a feedback ticket from me

@madd_loz get on the other side of it, get a job that’s creating the problems

can we as a nation not just stay in our own lane

the way these bubbles are filled out is stressing me

when twins aren’t identical i’m like ok then what was the point of all that

never beating the crying to my boss allegations

should i snowball or avalanche my 4 open bags of quinoa

literally on a break at rehearsal trading stocks for my roth ira these kids don’t even know the moves im making

I need to know this guys creative process

Trying to spend less time on my phone so I can get back to something I’ve loved doing since childhood: watching tv

the worst part of having a sunburn is everyone telling you you’re sunburnt and oh my god it’s so bad. bitch i know

welcome to hell

she doesn’t know it yet but in a year her life is going to be the opposite of what it is now. quit her soul sucking job, moved closer to family, working a job she loves, and performing again 🩷

once i stop watching youtube at work it’s over for you bitches

don’t forget to work a little less hard today you don’t get paid enough for all that <3

brb just gonna burn a candle, melt my water bottle, and set off the fire alarms of the whole house right quick

cut the pants off the jumpsuit

my attention span isn’t ruined, i can scroll on my phone for 8 hours a day

purgatory is actually just perpetual airplane travel and waiting in airports, i would know cause ive been in purgatory since 9am and i will be until midnight tonight