libby 🦋

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libby 🦋

@libcatjibcat

blonde bisexual disaster (bbd) | co-chair of the limp wrist committee

pitt, pa | 27 เข้าร่วม Haziran 2012

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libby 🦋@libcatjibcat·19 Eki

if you ever feel chopped, just remember that chopped onion is one of the best ingredients in many recipes <3

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libby 🦋@libcatjibcat·3h

in high school, the first time i tried to do contour, i skipped school.

fran🦇@bIoodyfran

tenes que empezar a los 13 y caer al colegio con los looks mas humillantes posibles para formar caracter si arrancas de grande no te sale

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libby 🦋@libcatjibcat·23h

heading into my 5th 12-hour shift in the past 6 days

GIF

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libby 🦋@libcatjibcat·2d

@FearcyzD not the knee brace tape on madonna😭😭😭😭

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Fearcyz@FearcyzD·2d

The fact that Jesus was a Carpenter and her mother is literally Madonna. This is more biblical than the bible itself.

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𝓚𝓷𝓸𝔁@wyaknoxx·4d

don't invite me out to the function unless this is the vibe

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libby 🦋@libcatjibcat·2d

@ThermCantRead other then your good with your meal 👍

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Therm@ThermCantRead·3d

POV you ate rice on tiktok

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libby 🦋@libcatjibcat·2d

the draft coming to pittsburgh is actively lowering my quality of life. “700,000 people will be flooding the city” “commutes will be much longer” “the hospital will provide rooms for staff to sleep over in” “expect street closures” MAN i just live here😭

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libby 🦋@libcatjibcat·4d

devastated.

tea ☕️@realteaemoji

just googled this woman's height and. do we (5'2) actually look like that?

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libby 🦋@libcatjibcat·5d

wife wanted my last name bc of the alliteration it would give her full name … yknow what sure 👍

Alyssa 🌻@alyssaleann

my lukewarm take on married last names is that whichever is the coolest last name should “win” and become the family name example: my maiden name was Mars, and I changed it to Hakanson to match my husband he works for NASA we chose poorly

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𝓜𝓲𝓻𝓲𝓷 ☆彡𒉭@fairyxxmdh·6d

Yeah😭😭

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libby 🦋@libcatjibcat·5d

@WackyMatthew91 @nbvalden @YetiMeisterB @simsimmaaz me too lol i drink alani all the time it just made me giggle

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Wacky 🐀@WackyMatthew91·5d

@libcatjibcat @nbvalden @YetiMeisterB @simsimmaaz You can buy feeder mice at a pet store for 2 bucks or so. Small price to pay if you're looking to go viral. The production process for drinks like this just doesn't allow for something like a mouse falling in. I'm very confident this is fake.

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Oxtail Pricing Specialist@simsimmaaz·6d

Yes. Yes it is lmao

Oxtail Pricing Specialist@simsimmaaz

Is this the brand that people keep finding dead mice inside the can on Tiktok?

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libby 🦋@libcatjibcat·5d

@WackyMatthew91 @nbvalden @YetiMeisterB @simsimmaaz *grabs my handy ready-to-go dead mouse* 🐁

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Wacky 🐀@WackyMatthew91·5d

@nbvalden @YetiMeisterB @simsimmaaz By pushing a dead mouse through the hole? It wouldn't be difficult.

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libby 🦋@libcatjibcat·6d

mind you i’ve worked in postpartum/NICU for 5 years and i haven’t seen a SINGLE “karen” 🤭

Werner Zagrebbi🇦🇿@zagrebbi

Caitlyn Jenner killed the name "Caitlyn". When Bruce Jenner became Caitlyn, the popularity of the name Caitlyn itself crashed. According to Social Security data, "Caitlyn" went from the 588th most popular baby name to dropping out of the top 1000 released names completely in just a year.

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