AnsihA_Mnooke Trading Adviso

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AnsihA_Mnooke Trading Adviso

AnsihA_Mnooke Trading Adviso

@lisadelorie

เข้าร่วม Aralık 2012
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Anish Moonka
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Your first meme was probably a Chuck Norris fact. Mine was. He died yesterday in Hawaii at 86, ten days after posting a video of himself throwing punches on his birthday. His caption: “I don’t age. I level up.” This is a little tribute. The real Chuck Norris was wilder than any meme about him. He lost his first three karate tournaments, then went 65-5 over the next decade. Six-time undefeated world middleweight karate champion. Black belts in five different disciplines. First person ever inducted into the Black Belt Hall of Fame, and the only martial artist to be named to it three separate times. His student Steve McQueen told him to try acting. That led to a fight scene opposite Bruce Lee in Way of the Dragon (1972), which became the highest-grossing film in Hong Kong that year. Then Walker, Texas Ranger ran 9 seasons on CBS, 194 episodes, broadcast in over 100 countries. But his biggest cultural moment started with a college freshman’s joke. In 2005, a Brown University student named Ian Spector built a random fact generator on the Something Awful forums. It was originally about Vin Diesel. When the novelty faded, Spector ran a poll with 12 celebrity options. Chuck Norris wasn’t on the list. He won anyway, by write-in landslide. By early 2006, the Chuck Norris Fact Generator was pulling 20 million pageviews a month. This was before Twitter existed, before Facebook was public, before YouTube had a single viral hit. A college kid’s joke website about a semi-retired action star became one of the most visited humor pages on the internet. It spawned six books (some hit the New York Times bestseller list), two video games, and a scene in The Expendables 2 where Sylvester Stallone’s character recites a Chuck Norris fact to Chuck Norris’s face. When asked about his favorite fact, Norris said it was: “They tried to carve Chuck Norris’ face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn’t hard enough for his beard.” The meme ran for 21 years. Most memes last weeks. Chuck Norris Facts introduced more people to Chuck Norris than his movies ever did. For everyone born after 1995, he was never an aging action star or a karate champion. He was the guy who counted to infinity. Twice. The guy whose tears cure cancer, too bad he never cried. The last thing the internet saw from Chuck Norris was him throwing punches on his 86th birthday. Which is, honestly, the most Chuck Norris fact of all.
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Anish Moonka
Anish Moonka@anishmoonka·
A University of Tokyo researcher tested 78 cats and found they can tell their own name apart from similar-sounding words, even from a stranger’s voice. They just choose to ignore you. I own a cat. Can confirm. Atsuko Saito has been studying this for over a decade. In 2013, she tested 20 house cats by playing recordings of their owners calling their names, mixed with strangers’ voices. The cats clearly recognized their owner. Ears twitched, heads turned, eyes widened. But only 10% actually got up or meowed back. They heard you. They just decided it wasn’t worth the effort. Her 2019 study went bigger. 78 cats, four experiments, three years, published in Scientific Reports. A cat named Kari could tell the difference between “Kari” and “hifu” (Japanese for skin). Ears perked. Head turned. Then right back to doing nothing. Even cats in multi-cat households could pick out their own name from the names of the other cats they lived with. In 2024, a team led by Saho Takagi at Azabu University showed exactly how fast cats learn. They sat 31 cats in front of laptops and played made-up words paired with cartoon images. After just two 9-second exposures, the cats learned which word went with which picture. When the researchers swapped the pairings, the cats stared 33% longer at the screen, visibly confused. 14-month-old human babies need four 15-second lessons to make the same connection. Two tries for the cat. Four for the baby. The reason your cat ignores you while dogs don’t comes down to about 20,000 years of evolution. Dogs were domesticated 15,000 to 40,000 years ago, actively bred for obedience and cooperation. Cats walked in about 10,000 years ago uninvited. When humans started farming in the Middle East, grain stores attracted mice, mice attracted wildcats, and the cats that tolerated people got more food. Nobody ever selected cats for following orders. They selected themselves for access to free meals. Dogs understand roughly 89 words on average. The most gifted dog ever recorded, a Border Collie named Chaser, learned 1,022. Cats pick up between 25 and 50. But Takagi’s conclusion after the 2024 study sums it up: “It is possible that cats understand much of what humans say, just not react to it.” 600 million cats live alongside humans on this planet. Every one of them heard you call. They just had something better to do.
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🚨: Japanese study reveals that cats understand human commands; they just don't care and ignore them.

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$EFA world stocks have now mostly wiped out the "stairway to heaven" rally with no down weeks starting in December 2025
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AnsihA_Mnooke Trading Adviso
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New semester, fresh starts! Chase goals, embrace growth, and make every class count. Let’s dive in with excitement—your next adventure begins now!
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"My fur baby turns every ordinary day into a cozy adventure Whether napping side-by-side or chasing sunbeams, they’re my favorite kind of chaos (and calm). Who’s your fur squad MVP #PetLove #FurBabyMagic"
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