Lisa Straube 💁🏼‍♀️

Watching Rihanna perform Umbrella

@leslieberland Congrats LB, let’s ride!!! 🎉🎉🎉

Love and respect to everyone who brought Twitter this far. You did important work. You matter. So many incredible memories—thank you. 💙

@nedsegal @Twitter @paraga Happy twitterversary, Ned! 🎉 Remember when you were the new guy?

Today marks 5 years @twitter. My boss @paraga made me 🍪 with my recipe to celebrate! Grateful for the opportunity to contribute, I’m proud of our progress, and our work has never felt more important or relevant than today.

It’s long past time for action, any kind of action. And it’s another tragedy—a quieter but no less tragic one—for families to wait another day.

For every parent, for every citizen, we have to make it clear to every elected official: It’s time for action. We can do more. We must do more.

@stillings Are you sure this whole thing wasn’t your idea? Seems suspicious…

Got off a 5 1/2 hour flight (without Wi-Fi) earlier today. Opened my phone and discovered quite the turn of events 😂

@Ginarestani @a_rolf @brandi_decarli How dreamy - congratulations Gina! ✨ ✨ ✨

@fariole Wait why does my whole life suddenly feel like a lie

@lisas Caramel Delites and Samoas are the same cookie! So good they named it twice :) 😂

Caramel DeLites are the best Girl Scout cookie in existence. Tell me I’m wrong ?!?

@MartinPetracca I’m concerned about her need for lasik.

Me when dudes call me BRO at the gym:

@MartinPetracca Shaina, get a grip

Everything is so awkward but like I can't stop watching it. #LoveIsBlind

@nedsegal I would like to know how the R&D department landed on that flavor profile 🤢

As I’ve shared on this here app I do like candy corn. But this bag gives legit candy corn a bad name.

@MartinPetracca You can start a support group with @ElliottStraube, he is not a first timer…

I’m pissed, I lost a pair of sunglasses for the first time 🤬

@osalfiti @kengtaing @Twitter I’m a week late but happy Twitterversary to the Original Kengster to keep hot sauce on her desk 🔥

As temperatures rise, remember to treat hydration like you'd treat dating: Don't wait until you're thirsty.

@LauraLChan Someday he will learn how to sleep, but those chest sleeps go away quickly and you will miss them 😢 Stay strong and enjoy being trapped in the meantime!

With the Delta variant on the rise across the country, it’s more important than ever to get vaccinated. Head to vaccines.gov to find a clinic near you.

@TD @LauraLChan TBH it’s probably the only password I’ve ever remembered by heart (still do!)

@martucci I used to live 5 minutes walking from House of Prime Rib, and I never went. Mistake??