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I thought you said you got tickets for Hamilton #OverheardAtATrumpRally

@davidfrum I’ve said this all along. Trump is thug. The only way he knows how to get his way is to threaten, pressure and extort.

Trump ordered up this baseless probe to pressure the Fed. A politicized US Attorney complied. Trump ordered the baseless probe dropped because it backfired. A politicized US Attorney complied again. Scandal atop scandal.

A real pig in a blanket. #AbnormalAppetizers

Seth Meyers reminds us how batshit crazy the last 3 weeks have been: Trump fired AG Pam Bondi. He posted a meme of himself as Jesus then said he thought it was a meme of himself as a doctor. He said the Pope is weak on crime. A MAGA podcaster said Trump is under demonic influence. Pete Hegseth read a fake bible verse from Pulp Fiction. Kash Patel thought he was fired because he got locked out of his computer. A FEMA official claims he once teleported to a Waffle House. Lindsey Graham was seen at Disney World by himself. RFK Jr. cut off a dead raccoon’s penis on the side of the road. Kristi Noem’s husband has giant fake balloon boobs.

“Kushner’s own Miami compound in the private enclave of Indian Creek Island sits just a short ride away from where his wife Vanky, who served for many years as ‘the face’ of the Trump Organization’s real estate empire, sold condos to Russian mobsters and their molls, who luxuriated away the trimesters on chaise lounges with their well-manicured toes in the South Florida sand, taking calculated advantage of Constitutional protections guaranteeing citizenship for any child born in the U.S.A. It worked out well for Trump as a business endeavor and all sides benefited, most especially the unscrupulous oligarchs who siphoned billions in pilfered cash away from the former Soviet Union by appeasing Putin and this thuggish regime. They have now established quite a sprawling beachhead in South Florida, where thick Russian accents float up through the palm trees that line Collins avenue. Make no mistake about the nefarious underworld percolating beneath the pulchritudinous population spending lavishly and propping up the local economy; buying up thousand dollar beach wear at the Bal Harbor boutiques while Bentleys line the parking lots. Miami is beginning to make Monaco look mild by comparison. It is also no accident that this sunbaked region has become the de facto capital of MAGA, the burgeoning toxic male influencer movement and the online grifting operations of all things ‘America First’. It will reverberate for decades, this lifestyle rebrand of fascism in the form of an obese conman who seems to have a gift for taking the unseemly and illegal mainstream, in the various crypto scams and money-laundering schemes of which Trump and his tribe so gleefully purvey and partake. Now those same folks want to revoke birthright citizenship as yet another attempt to stoke the ethnocentrism that riles up their base and enervates our judicial system with their constant attacks on established rule of law; discarding the basic decency of who we are a nation to serve their own demented needs and endless greed and thirst for power.” open.substack.com/pub/noelcasler…

@xomarket @clashreport 😂😂

@clashreport Next week: reading from the Book of Shawshank, Chapter 3, Verse 7: "Get busy living, or get busy dying."

Pete Hegseth quoted a fake Bible verse from Pulp Fiction during a Pentagon sermon.

@livewbeth 🤣🤣🤣

When Donald Trump said he was a doctor #WhatLaughterIs

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

Hey, @SSPEEDY_16 @livewbeth @elicbramlett @newspoliticchik @GeneralCattis Congrats, You Made The List!!!!!! hashtagtoplist.com/2026/04/12/whi…

Volunteering at the Red Crosd #MummySideHustles

Up Yours #CurseACartoonMovie

I usually think of every poor decision I ever made and am immediately awake #WhileDriftingOffToSleep

@CalltoActivism @3boymama3 So unhinged. So frightening. Also he’s always been a foul mouthed thug. Money can’t buy class.

🚨BREAKING: Lawrence O'Donnell looked America in the eye tonight and said on live TV what many are thinking about Donald Trump's profane, perverse, filthy outburst on Easter Sunday to commit war crimes. "The 25th Amendment was written for yesterday at 8:03am."

I was living my best life #SorryIWasBusy

@kaitlancollins @LindaKWS1 He was a the Michael Scott of Presidents.

Asked why he didn't coordinate with allies before going to war with Iran, Trump says, "We didn't tell anyone about it. Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Harbor, OK?"

@davidfrum He is the Michael Scott of Presidents.

It's tiresome to have to keep saying that he shames his office, but he shames his office.

@NancySinatra @MichellesDude Exactly! Won’t say which President he spoke to but outed a Senator’s medical diagnosis on National tv. 🙄

I am so sick of his lies.

4 Leaf Rover #OddGoodLuckCharm

The guy on the left was arrested and convicted for illegally selling missiles to Iran during the Reagan Administration. The guy on the right is a Fox News "military analyst" who thinks Iran shouldn't have missiles They're the same guy