Jonathan Loftus

@whatsgagsbigboi that's a good yarn

This is what happens if you have a democracy, China says ind.pn/2fB5KA7

OCD sated

1% should be enough #qanda

Gen Y is defined by consumption #qanda

Thanks Graeme @niccousins @JackRya24790072 @mitchell_nixon

The War on Terror merely alienated those in the Middle East; it was the greatest cause of terrorism #qanda

Bermuda Triangle in the South China Sea?

Still waiting on "Settle down, settle down. Hello Ray Martin... Sorry, wrong speech" to be used as the opening lines of an Oscars monologue

Bachelor casting ad on Valentine's Day. Shameless

Flappy Bird's life lesson is to always aim lower

Babushka table #inception

@GaryClarkJr Come to Melbourne mate

I will take you

"That's not Seal" - quote Nan #steveclisby

The four stages of life: 1) You believe in Santa 2) You don't believe in Santa 3) You are Santa 4) You look like Santa

@loftusjonathan Ily❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

@rickygervais Fray Bentos?