miss teacher

I have a student w a hearing aid & I wear this thing around my neck so that he can hear me talking in his ear. Y’all why I forgot to mute it & I walked outside the class to cuss my man out…. I came back in & the student said “Ms. Figueroa are you okay?” 😭

I got to get rich for my kids

I love tbeezy, my dawg fr 🤞🏽🤞🏽

Life is treating me so well right now! 🥹

I looove spending holidays with me, Amanda, Cola, Elaine & our kids 😭😭💙💙💙

I’m going to Disneyland Tuesday & I’m sooo excited 😍😍

I just said this !!

@1ofTy_ I genuinely was so confused trying to find the pocket 😭

Since when hot pockets stop coming with pockets 😭😭

Future parents, think carefully before naming your kids. I see so many students embarrassed by their own names, some won’t even say them out loud. It’s heartbreaking.

@thatgirlmulaa My kids always went inside with me!

Parents I got a question !!! PLEASE DONT LIE🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 when it was just you and your child in the car and they was in a car seat so lets say 3 months old and you ran into the gas station did y’all leave them in the car??? or y’all took them with y’all????

Lmaoooo approximately 1 day, maybe 2

Elaina is undefeated, lmaoooo I’m finna start taking notes from her! Hg do not play with these niggas! 📝😂

I ain’t never willingly just fucked with somebody else nigga. That’s so fucking tacky. Only way it has ever happened is if a nigga was lying & I ain’t know. But y’all just totally be ok with playing the side bitch role & that’s sad. It’s a million niggas in the world losers!

free shiesty man nobody wanna b signed to gucci mane

After a certain point, you really do just have to stop being nice to a mothafucka that only takes themself into consideration. Inconsiderate, unreliable, & selfish as fuck.

I’m so glad it’s spring break & I ain’t got work, I’ve been sleeping good as fuck this week 🙂‍↔️😂

If you don’t like ME you aren’t allowed around my CHILD(REN). They are literally HALF OF ME. There’s no way you can dislike me but claim to “love” my children. Idc who you are. Family or not. I’ll NEVER give anyone the opportunity to mistreat MY child(ren). ❗️

🚔I don’t have these meta glasses for no reason. I’m the FBI

@KaylaAlcapone Federal agent!

Kayla pisses me the fuck off