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1. Ever wonder why footballers spit every 5 seconds? When players exercise frequently, it triggers a protein called MUC5B, which turns the saliva into a thick, sticky glue that’s impossible to swallow. If they don’t spit it out, they’d literally choke on it while running.

@3Ggar_ @TheMackiavelli @scrapytweets I guess. I hope.

@lolthememer @TheMackiavelli @scrapytweets It gets better with time I believe

Everyone is telling you to grow your account but they won’t tell you they’re in 20+ different retweet groups that’s why they always have bangers and viral posts 😭😭😭😭😭😭

@grindoorr True. The amount of money they spend buying off players of other leagues, and the iPhone camera video quality they have.

If only Laliga teams are allowed to spend money like the premier league teams there won't be a laliga vs premier league on the tl.. The only thing making the premier league relevant is the amount of money they are allowed to spend..

EPL fans can't relate. They think it's aunty Ramota.😂

@TheMackiavelli @scrapytweets It's pretty hard and annoying.

@scrapytweets It’s hard for small accounts and normal accounts just building with nothing. You post and post and post and get nothing

@Pete_Js @tobac39 @RammyJr_00 @Chelsearory You still think insulting means you're making more points.🥲 Ok.

@lolthememer @tobac39 @RammyJr_00 @Chelsearory Talk about moving goal posts. If you are too stupid to realise that any striker would score more goals playing for PSG in ligue 1 than playing for Man United in a competitive Premier league, then there is no hope for you. Spelling difference? No you got it wrong.

Neymar had 5 years at Barcelona. That’s it, five. The rest of the time he’s swanning about on holiday in Paris and Saudi Arabia & you’re trying to tell me that’s more impressive than Rooney who ended his career as both Manchester United and England’s top goalscorer. Incomparable.

@SANATANI0327 @stats_feed Not all women are like that.

@stats_feed Always select your female partner whose income is below than yours else she can dominate u on some day and can ruin your relationship. Advice to female: try to melt your ego in to your men's ego to keep relationship healthy for a life.

Married men, what’s the best advice you’d give young guys when choosing a life partner?

@Ellis_ @JayVtid What happened is that he's shit.😂

@JayVtid What happened

Sancho 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

@MaxwelAthanatos @CFC_Janty That aside. I just knew you'll bring that up.😂

@lolthememer @CFC_Janty Ballon D'oR?

There isn’t a single English player in football history that is better than Neymar.

@Pete_Js @tobac39 @RammyJr_00 @Chelsearory Spelling difference. Also, you probably missed when I said "before comingyo the Prem" or can't you read?

@lolthememer @tobac39 @RammyJr_00 @Chelsearory Average? 2 of the highest ever scoring ligue 1 players, but yeah let’s call them average. You claim to know ball and keep calling it “league 1” 🤦🏻‍♂️

@UTDTrey @Priceless_MCI It's interesting that you're now retracting your statement.

@Priceless_MCI Yeah that was a crazy thing to say tbh, Neymar was phenomenal

Neymar literally finished top 10 in the ballon Do’r whilst playing for santos, This Rooney guy said he isn’t a top player crazy

@Pete_Js @tobac39 @RammyJr_00 @Chelsearory They were average in League 1 before going to the Prem, that's my point. Stop deviating.🙂

@lolthememer @tobac39 @RammyJr_00 @Chelsearory Wow shown how dumb you are! Player in his prime, Payet at West Ham scored 11 in 48, yet then went to Marseille at 30 & still managed 46 goals in 187 the guy is a midfielder!! Lacazette & Cavani both great examples of struggling PL, scored for fun in France.

@TheMahleek Like... The Bobo just he talking a lot ever since he failed as a coach.

Wayne Rooney is closer to Liam Delap than he is to Neymar. What the fuck are you guys even talking about?? 😭😭

@Pete_Js @tobac39 @RammyJr_00 @Chelsearory Lol. You know the funny thing? You insulting and not making an sense doesn't actually make you make sense. Payet, Mahrez and Kanye were mid in the French Liegue 1, but come to become legends in the Prem. You probably didn't know that because you just started watching football

@lolthememer @tobac39 @RammyJr_00 @Chelsearory Wow! Picked 1 player, proves everything 🙄🤦🏻‍♂️ plus he ain’t, spurs are doing shite & Muani is shite. Is it hard being a dumb fuck? Even the crappest players win trophies at PSG as you are guaranteed one every season. Just like you are guaranteed goals.

@LooseJumper @RammyJr_00 @Chelsearory You said "Mbappe left and won the league." That's terrible English. Lol. If having a TV will make me deluded, I'd rather live in the bushes. You're as delusional as anything.😂 Oh! Now you're justifying you being racist?

@lolthememer @RammyJr_00 @Chelsearory PSG won the CL as soon as Mbappe and Neymar left. Can you not read? I’m old enough to have watched prime Rooney and Neymar where as TV probably didn’t exist in your country then. You were racist towards me but your attitude is totally expected.

@Theeprodigy19 In your eyes? I'll probably assume you're blind.

In my eyes, Raphinha is more of a Barcelona Legend than Neymar ever was. Raphinha plays like he is willing to go to war for the Barcelona crest. He bleeds Blaugrana.. i never had the feeling with Neymar.

@Pete_Js @tobac39 @RammyJr_00 @Chelsearory Why didn't Kolo Muani score 20 goals then in PSG? Ain't he balling in Tottenham, now? Now, you see how stvpid you sound.

@lolthememer @tobac39 @RammyJr_00 @Chelsearory Again that’s stupid logic. How dumb can you be? Put the worst striker from any prem team into PSG & watch them get 20-30 goals. It’s not impressive

@ACruishner Like... Rooney was just a England Hero. After Ronaldo left, Man stopped appearing in the charts, and didn't really win much after. The only people that say Rooney is better are only English people.

@LooseJumper @RammyJr_00 @Chelsearory Mbappe left and won the UCL? Man, when did you start watching football? Lol. You'll stop donating?😂 I'm living a better life than you, you sick racist.

@lolthememer @RammyJr_00 @Chelsearory The same PSG that’s been dominating since Neymar and Mbappe left and won the CL 😭😭 It’s a farmers league and by far the worst of the top 5 leagues. Neymar played in a super team and couldn’t win it. Stop being racist or I’ll stop donating to your mud hut village

@Pete_Js @tobac39 @RammyJr_00 @Chelsearory Neymar won more trophies in Barca and PSG than Rooney has ever. You say it's a one team league, but they've battered every club in your league. Give me a better excuse.

@lolthememer @tobac39 @RammyJr_00 @Chelsearory He Won 2x prem titles, 1 FA cup, 2 league cups, 1 Europa league cup after Ronaldo left… Doesn’t change that he wasn’t playing in a 1 team league. If Rooney went PSG he would have had an easy ride too 🤷🏻‍♂️