Chance.

I'm gonna be honest, I asked for a slot machine, not a phone. The... Thing's tellin' us to answer the questions we get from it. Somethin' about entertainin' guests. Whatever, not like I got anything else to do. Ask away, stranger.

@st4rs2h3arts // going to sleep just letting ya know but will respond in the morning!

Pop quiz? Uh. Honestly, I didn't even get ta... Do that. I was told how ta do it, Pa would drag me into meetin's of his ta get a handle of it. I remember sittin' on his lap learnin' since I was... 7. Heh, Funny. But nah, I uh. I remember how ta run it. Mostly. I think.

//prob gonna add more later but here's songs i associate with my chance, either storywise or just stuff he'd listen to (i was also originally gonna keep it all english but eh what the hell. those songs fit too well) youtube.com/playlist?list=…

@st4rs2h3arts .. Sure. What else did ya have ta deal with as a kid?

@luckychancingit “ … wanna know more dumb shit my child self had to deal with? ”

@Therealkaiey I don't think I need ta be a pro, but I wouldn't mind learnin' more, heh.

@luckychancingit You're welcome chance! I promise you that you'll be a pro in Spanish! That so you can flex it to people who doesn't understand it [They were teasing as well joking too while hugging him]

I think it'd also depend on my partner. If uh.. If it's just me, somehow, even though I really wouldn't like ta be.. pregnant. I dunno. Luna sounds nice.

@nerdyhollywood //YEAH

@luckychancingit chance rn

... I really shouldn't.. But I really wanna see if I can... Heights, whatever, let's flip for it. -the coin flips- Huh. Okay. Guess I'm tryin' this out.

@Therealkaiey Heh.. Thanks.. - he hesitantly but eventually melts into the hug as well-

@luckychancingit Mhm!! You see you are improving!! I'm so proud of you! [They'd hug them gently as their are happy for him]

@st4rs2h3arts I think I've said too much.. Just.. Just forget what I said.

@st4rs2h3arts I think I'm just startin' ta lose hope that anyone would actually. Really... Like me. Just. As a person. Not a trophy, not a.. Wallet. Not a toy. Not a replacement for someone else. Just... Me.

@Therealkaiey Pff.. Thanks Princess. -they ruffle their hair-

@luckychancingit Yes!! You did chance!! Good job! You earned a golden star! [They place a sticker as a star on his cheek] good job brother!

@Therealkaiey Pendejo?

@luckychancingit Yes! Yes! But take the 3 n away and leave one only!

>Chance was later found passed out by the karaoke machine. With the song, Winner Takes All By ABBA blaring in the room.

Ten.. Shots a' tequilaaa... Aaaan' okay! Let's shotgun 'em.

@Therealkaiey Peeen... Peeeendaaaa.. The last part's tricky, hold on.. Pennnndejo. Did that sound good?

@luckychancingit P-e-n-d-e-j-o! You almost got it chance! Keep going!

@st4rs2h3arts -he stifles a laugh with his arm- Yeah. Yeah, they are. I can't antagonize all a' them though. Sometimes.. It feels like they got a reason if everyone's.. sick o' me...

@luckychancingit “ … ” [ she slowly, reluctantly elbows his arm. ] “ people are weird, pieces of shit, aren’t they? hope they got put in a lava pool of piranhas. ”

@Therealkaiey Hm.. How d'ya say is again? Pen... Pen Day Oh?

@luckychancingit Yeah! If anyone makes you upset or want to joke around you can say those words!

@Therealkaiey So.. It's a mean word ta say, right? Am I allowed ta say that?

@luckychancingit Did you know that whenever you cuss someone out in Spanish is pronounced as "pendejo" or "baboso"? Is because we said it for fun or whenever we are angry at someone for doing something idiotic!

@st4rs2h3arts Ah. Well glad ta see it ain't botherin' ya at least. I'm.. pretty used to people gettin' sick of me so.. I ain't a stranger to the feelin' entirely.

@luckychancingit [ they shurg in response, waving a hand. ] “ eh, i don’t care, i’ve dealt with it before and people like that are cowards too scared to get a piece of my angry shit. ”

@Therealkaiey Yeah… That'd be nice, hah.

@luckychancingit Gladly! I'll be happy to help you succeed chance that's what silbings are for right? You always helped me with everything so now I'll help you!