luke

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luke

@lukeRMACF

Football parody account | Tweets not safe for fanbases with weak hearts. 💔

เข้าร่วม Ağustos 2024

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luke@lukeRMACF·20 Tem

@totalfootball That prenup would’ve looked like a Chelsea contract, 8 years, no exit clause, brother dodged a bullet😭😭

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luke@lukeRMACF·38m

@Merihdemiral no way bro‘s flexing an AFC medal in front of Mr UCL himself… be serious😭😭

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Merih Demiral@Merihdemiral·1h

For the first time, there’s a Champions League medal in their stadium😅

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luke@lukeRMACF·50m

@CrewsMat10 Ref rigged his rating as well?😭😭

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MC@CrewsMat10·1h

🎙️ Merih Demiral on how the Saudi league is rigged for Ronaldo to win: “The refereeing is crazy, I swear to God… look at my leg. decisions always go in favour of Al-Nassr. Every season they’re pushed towards titles. It’s unbelievable, honestly.”

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luke@lukeRMACF·16h

@433 Most obvious 1-0 of all time😭😭

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433@433·17h

𝐖𝐇𝐎’𝐒 𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐘 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 𝟓-𝟒❓👀😏

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luke@lukeRMACF·17 Nis

How do you explain to a non-football fan that Nottingham Forest are semi-finalists in a competition they didn’t even qualify for😭😭

UEFA Europa League@EuropaLeague

Your Europa League semi-finalists 🤩 #UEL

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luke@lukeRMACF·15 Nis

let history repeat itself⭐️

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luke@lukeRMACF·10 Nis

MATCHDAY🤍

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luke@lukeRMACF·10 Nis

@FCBarcelona shameless levels unmatched, it’s never their fault😭😭

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FC Barcelona@FCBarcelona·9 Nis

ℹ️ FC Barcelona statement fcbarcelona.com/en/club/news/4…

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luke@lukeRMACF·8 Nis

@ESPNFC from tiki taka to tarjeta roja ball😭😭

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ESPN FC@ESPNFC·8 Nis

A RED FOR BARCA AND JULIAN ALVAREZ SCORES AN INSANE GOAL OFF THE ENSUING FREE KICK 😱

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luke@lukeRMACF·8 Nis

Barça defenders 🤝 Champions League red cards

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luke@lukeRMACF·7 Nis

All or nothing.

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luke@lukeRMACF·4 Nis

Matchday🤍

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luke@lukeRMACF·2 Nis

@TouchlineX Putting Austria last in E is pure ball knowledge terrorism😭😭

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The Touchline | 𝐓@TouchlineX·2 Nis

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: 2026 World Cup tier list, as per Perplexity.

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luke@lukeRMACF·18 Mar

@TouchlineX You can’t extend your body and then complain😭😭

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The Touchline | 𝐓@TouchlineX·17 Mar

🚨 𝗧𝗥𝗨𝗘 𝗢𝗥 𝗙𝗔𝗟𝗦𝗘: A penalty + red card was TOO HARSH!

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luke@lukeRMACF·18 Mar

@TwoTerty__ Making your body bigger is literally a handball

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TWO TERTY@TwoTerty__·18 Mar

How was this a Penalty for Real Madrid ? Was Bernardo Silva not having his arms behind him?

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luke@lukeRMACF·15 Mar

@AdamFcb20 @losblancoswrld @4everwinn x.com/fcbarcelona/st… 😭😭😭

FC Barcelona@FCBarcelona

ELECTIONS 2026 🗳️💙❤️ Player Héctor Fort has exercised his right to vote.

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AdamFCB💙❤️@AdamFcb20·15 Mar

@losblancoswrld @4everwinn Is he playing for the club at the moment ?

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LBW@losblancoswrld·15 Mar

Jokes aside, this is extremely disrespectful from Barca. He was the captain, he has been there for years. After all that, this is how he is treated by his club. I feel bad for him. He deserves better.

ɢᴏᴀʟ ᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ@GoalVersee

🚨 BREAKING: Marc-André ter Stegen showed up fully dressed and ready to vote… only to discover his name wasn’t even on the electoral register. 😳🗳️

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luke@lukeRMACF·15 Mar

@GoalsXtra Standard Barcelona tactics meeting😭😭

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