Maggie

I’m good fam 😌

Can’t stop watching the video of animatronic Olaf dying

Eating a sumo citrus mandarin and I think it’s the best thing I’ve ever tasted

@milks_teeth Omggggg this is amazing 💖

do you think he liked it

@skyler_higley 💀

He saw Lindsey Graham

@TheBrohioan Omg the lavender cream cold foam? It’s incredible….

Just came across a four story Starbucks. Ordered something I've never heard of. I feel like I have rocket fuel in my veins rn

@oceanfearer Lmao

Went to an Easter party at my partner’s friend’s today. Our friend has a very precocious 6 year old who was holding a bunny balloon, and when I said my baby was looking at it and she goes “Oh, this is mine. Hey mom can we put it in the car?” Obsessed with that diva.

@kaysircapalot One of my fav parts of being married 🤪 hang in there!! You got thissss

I can’t wait to not be planning a wedding

Not a KitKat heist

Today at church everyone said “Thanks be to God” and a baby said “Dog? Dog. DOGGG!! DOGGGggGgGgg!!!!!”

Omgg he loves his duckies soooo bad

Husband just made a “joke” about finishing off the tub of Tillamook Cookies n Cream last night. In what world is that funny

"This is for Charlie Kirk, Potter"

We were planning a May trip to Ireland before we found out I’m pregnant so we postponed. Just found this screenshot and now I’m crying bc I want to go to there

Baby girl is loving it too damn she is kicking the crap out of me

I just had a lavender cream cold foam iced chai from Starbucks and as a non fun drink getter …. Damn that was tasty.

@oceanfearer I ordered this yesterday heheeehehe

Now, where the hell was this kind of fit from Old Navy when I was sweating my huge jugs off pregnant in the middle of the summer? 🙄

@jerseymikes I did it was so good 💖

please get jersey mike's today

Rocky I would watch you sleep for 20 years and I would die for you

@mattchinthis I hear ya! Any products you/your wife would say are 100% worth it?

@maggswagger 90% of it is a scam There is literally a product out there for any possible “inconvenience” you could run into

The baby industry may be more of a scam than the wedding industry….. what does my baby even actually need…… and how will I know what works until she’s here….

@mynameishiner Omg this is so helpful 💖 feel free to dm but did you get a wearable pump or do you think I’ll be good w just the spectra?

@maggswagger Baby bouncer so you can set the baby down. Lots of pajamas. Prepare for blowouts. Boppy pillow was probably the reason I figured out how to nurse. Diapers 🤷‍♀️. Snoo is probably a scam but kinda loved it.