John Mahoney

mfw my son asks for scrambled eggs for breakfast

@jaycaspiankang Lol

If you wear a guardian helmet you should be able to sell ads on it. Would give some incentive. Like put a ‘Dutch bros’ logo on there

@JoshLipnik This place was mobbed even during Covid

every 24 hour diner that made it through Covid should be protected like an endangered species

@Syfreeed Thank you

Certified Euchre Moment

Yes I am 42

NORMALIZE THIS!

@hootalex Omg

Poster I made for the Great Midwest Crane Fest!

@BenRothenberg @girinathan Ticket prices have tripled/quadrupled since Covid

The best description of first-week Ashe that I've ever read, by @girinathan:

A Bieber album summoning Teddy Riley, SWV, Blonde, with Mk.gee & Dijon playing a hands-on role is like something I would whisper into a genie's ear in a dream

SWAG AotY so far

"The decision to remove a section of a key piece of public safety infrastructure in our city is disheartening to me, and a step in the completely wrong direction." nyc.streetsblog.org/2025/06/30/cyc…

Someday, I hope there will be an era of Pacers basketball that just ends with a normal, non-devastating loss, rather than PG’s leg snapping in two, Oladipo’s knee falling apart, or Tyrese falling to the ground in anguish.

@David_Rudnick I see that bird and I think of Seigen Ono da god

[me, nodding] thats Graphics

@jaycaspiankang The series was Extended

Scott foster was staring right at the push off there I’m losing my mind

@JonesOnTheNBA Lol ok Rick Carlisle

Am I crazy for thinking Nembhard could have a leap as a starting PG on another team? Plays his role great, but I think he’s much better than the role he plays on this team.

NEVER IN DOUBT

TEAM OF DESTINY

@ESPNNBA @ArtButSports

This shot of Hali’s block on OG 😮‍💨 📸: Ron Hoskins/NBAE via Getty Images

@jaycaspiankang Lemme know where you’re liquidating the aerons in the agenda home office, I need a new chair

Anti Haliburton agenda is under intense attack right now. Not sure we are going to make it

@jaycaspiankang Welcome in

Pacers refusing to foul up three at the end of the game has made them the ethical hoops team. I’m sorry but those are the rules and as a result the ethical hoops society must endorse them *bangs gavel