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*VERY IMPORTANT POST* This is doing the rounds. You may have seen it. But…even if me posting it only helps one UK follower then that’s enough. Share it please. Far and wide. Thank you. ***New emergency alert system tests on 23.04.2023***

They should warn childless people about half term like they let us know about rail strikes

the feminine urge to be burned at the stake

Sibling night out in Nottingham seeing @VOLBEAT @Skindredmusic @officialND 🕺🏻💃🏼

ur really gonna act like that? when santa claus is literally coming to town

A tortoise opens the new science lab at the University of Lincoln.

Just an update: SIX PLANETS ARE IN RETROGRADE, so that’s why.

I absolutely LOVE having a fiver on me to spend, what lil treat will it get me? No other note is as charming as a fiver

doing a home covid test like

*reading a book* "let's see how many pages I have left in this chapter.... FUCK I WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT"

@isawitfirst can you send me my parcel I ordered a week ago with next day delivery please or just give me a refund k thx xxxx #isawitfirst

@saintjxmmyx I ordered NDD last week, still not here lol 🤣

F u to I saw it first, ordered on next day delivery yesterday and still haven't had a dispatch email x

Dear Young Adults, You can leave. If you don’t like your doctor, walk out in the middle of your appointment. Leave the party. End the date. Don’t wait until the “polite” time to leave or endure because you think you’ll make a scene. You can go.