Jess #1 The Suspect Fan 🐳💣

little update to my cοmmission sheet #VGen vgen.co/maleficore

if someone's never experienced windows xp they are a clueless toddler and their existence saddens me because it means they've never known peak

you guys have no idea how badly I want to know what was said on that emergency call 😭😭 they told the operator I was threatening to kill them I'm crying can people maybe... ask? before they get the fucking cops involved. they checked my ID over it and everything. unserious.

I was feeding pigeons in my usual spot, doing string foot maintenance and someone called the cops on me thinking I'm a nutcase cutting their legs off wish I was joking I'm gonna die I can't breathe

I enter a kebab shop during lunch and understand what a cishet man feels when entering a hooters restaurant

i’m sick she is so beautiful

if my tomodachi life doesn't come on the 16th and I have to wait even a little bit longer I'm going to make everyone's lives hell ngl

@pandoafterhours "james ogilvie medical condition" 😭

😭😭😭😭DUDE

Sir Donny, Slayer of Wallet and Slinger of Switches hath returned with yet another offering for milords. 1 Switch2 & 1 Digital Pokopia Copy This is world wide (please have a throne if intl) to enter: Like & Retweet That's it, rolled on Saturday. 30 Days of Switchmas continues for another week or so, one switch given away every livestream, link in bio. We're gonna end with a bang so don't miss the final day! Today is day 24, so mark your calendars! Good luck everyone🐉🐲

@PokeTCGiveaways @Medusa_Lives_DJ @SorrowfulTales you love Pokémon very much 🫶🫶

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Once you start using random hashtags in sentences you #cantstop

@SorrowfulTales his community appointed fursona

@maleficore I can see it

I can't stop thinking about this fucking post I'm going to eat him up he gives me cuteness aggression

this really doesn't work when there are only two fics in the tag of your f/o's parent media both written by you 😭😭 like why is Arthur Morgan here lmao I wanted to make a joke about nothing showing up

@SorrowfulTales there's a 30 second delay between pedestrian crossing lights and the traffic lights I am not gonna wait if the cars have already stopped or are still waiting for a green light idgaf sorry !!!

@maleficore Jess...

spending time in the UK has instilled in me a very instinctual disregard for pedestrian crossing lights that the polish people and law don't appreciate

@pyrophorus_ I have an uncommon surname and a foreign name 😭😭 exactly why I'm nawt risking it, everyone's commissioning dog art incorporated

@maleficore i mean i have no problem w my name being out there, not like im the only person with that name (i am) (this name is NOT common at ALL)

comms is so funny w paypal like why do you now know my Full Legal Name

Ogilvie uses he/she pronouns idgaf what you think Send tweet

@theshawnhatosy FINALLY SOMEONE SEES WHAT I SEE

deviantart poorly drawn fetish art is genuinely a big inspiration to me for self expression without shame if deviantart goes down itll genuinely be like one billion 9/11s to me and others