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I thought I was a wit, and I was half right.

And a psychiatrist is the guy who collects the rent.

The Negative orgasm: "Oh no, Ohh nooo, OH NOOO !"

Don't take life seriously...it isn't permanent.

"It don't mattew if you're bwack or white" - Fudd Jackson

A great deal of money is never enough once you have it.

Author of "Lead, follow, or get outta the way."

I get my exercise acting as a pallbearer for my friends who exercise.

Committee: A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.

There is no such thing as bravery; only degrees of fear.

"Piwgwims' Chowus" - RichFudd Wagner

A bird in the hand is better than one overhead!

Purranoia: the fear one's cats are up to something.

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The probability of your alarm not going off increases in direct

You cannot tame a tiger by pulling but one of his teeth.

I want my data back, machine, and I want it now!

Workers these days don't mind putting in an honest day's work. Trouble

They don't invite you to the White House for a drink because they

Never insult 7 men when all you're packing is a 6-shooter