@TotallyNotDrex being a professional big spoon, I accidentally knock mine into my husbands head/shoulders/back on the regular
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@malovvave
RioluSona™️ | “employed” “married” | is 30 looks 40 | bold, ashamed | drunk tweet enjoyer | bit fruity | fur-ish | (it’s micha, I miss you) | alt/priv @malocene
Alabama, USA เข้าร่วม Mart 2022
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Last time I cudlded someone with my glasses I poked them in the face with them
Disappear@disappear30
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lol okay. catch me live ig
tiago@tiagozip_
i made a map of everyone on twitter! yes you're on there too ^w^ every account is placed next to the people they talk to, so you can find out where you are, which cluster claimed you, and exactly who you're stuck next to atlas.tiago.zip/?ref=launch_tw…
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An ice cream flavor that is very slept on is sweet corn, absolutely fantastic and worth it. Another flavor of ice cream I'd recommend is avocado, aaand homemade avocado smoothies are easy to make and very refreshing.
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>AI generated poster
>suggestions of planting kudzu in the comments, as if it doesn’t engulf houses without constant fighting
I think we need to turn the phones off for a year. Everybody has gone fucking insane. EMP 2026, cut the internet, it’s clear we’ve had enough
🏴☠️🐦⬛🏴Blank🏴🐦⬛🏴☠️@anarchojaQ
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The sheer number of Indian AI accounts in the replies rushing to the defense of the Indian AI slop peddler is very silly
Polymarket@Polymarket
NEW: Stanford University graduates stage walkout during Google CEO Sundar Pichai’s commencement address.
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@K0j00tti_ fuck the actual issue, put that in tiny size at the end like it doesn’t matter. instead, OPEN WITH A THREAT!
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> it’s a 610 number
Yeah Lehigh valley / Pocono boomers are the WORST
@Shitty_Edits_Archives@shittyeditsarc
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sensory overload? it works on GABA receptors without the dangers (or stigma) of benzos.
social phobia? same as the above, you give a lot less of a shit.
being too aware of yourself and surroundings? yeah it’s Lyrica all the way down
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unironically Lyrica, it’s off label, but I would be fucked without it.
Eddelvia ⚰︎@eddelvia
They should make meds for autistic people this shit is too hard to live with
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one of the better things about being a gulf state, I filled up here this morning lmao
Kalshi@Kalshi
BREAKING: US gas prices are forecasted to reach $4.60 this year — a recent low
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having one of these guys on your tables is such an underrated QoL upgrade
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You treat AirPods like a consumable but wash yourself with the cheapest, scratchiest rags Target sells? And my money says you’ll keep those longer. Just going about life backwards
Milo Smith@mil000
I feel like AirPods are yearly consumables and no one is ready to have this conversation yet
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male + most personality disorders is a recipe for winding up alone and the subject of intense mocking. being an emotional man already is bad enough, imagine being one that feels all that shit on 10,000%
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I personally knew 2 guys other than me who had it, and they are both dead now.
Drug Addicted Degen@drugs515
is male bpd even a thing i only hear about girls having bpd never men
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this is what every porch ceiling fan in Alabama looks like after like 6 months
Bobby backrooms@bobbybckrooms
I know for a fact that’s not how fans are supposed to look
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Rollin Down Tha Window And Screamin
defleppardfan94@lemonade_grrrl
they should put proximity chat in cars
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@bharathvarshh very true. they just have some extremely strange “irreligious” western defenders
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@malovvave Agreed.
My point is Hinduism and other Eastern religions tolerate and accept atheists far more than Abrahamic religions.
Although, Christianity and Judaism are far better in that regard. The only outlier is Islam. They react like how they did 1400 years ago against criticism.
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most atheists are not atheists, they are anti-christians. they would have banned you for similar criticism of jews or followers of eastern religions.
Keleback@kkKelechi_
Got banned from an atheist gc for Islamophobia wtf
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