Chrome Jesus™

@joem_au @madelinelawren LOL that's what my question was!

@manipulate @madelinelawren The secure encryption keys in time?

when you think snake oil in cyber / infosec what comes to mind first?

@aw_ my wooting 60 and 80.

@manipulate it was so fun to build

kitty wooting

handala is speed running the strat on how to get yourself, your friends, and your family droned by the trump administration.

We were too young to understand this scene

@ii7xv_ Who wastes time with this shit?

صناعة إكسسوارات ذكية تقدر تدفع فيها بكل سهولة

@davidbombal i only buy my routers from china.

Will the router ban make the country safer?

@yoxics "cinna advises..."

Cinna advises people not to have kids after seeing the rising cost of essential items and food 👀 "Let this be a life lesson to yall, never have children. This alone was $380 in total"

@rekdt please don't stress me out like this!

Ok, but where is my clipboard data i.e. passwords from password vault going?

@nikitabier broadband internet ushered in evils we were never prepared for.

The Internet was a mistake

@Pirat_Nation In b4 "Today we say goodbye to Marathon."

Bungie confirms that Marathon is here to stay “ We look forward to many years of steady improvements to every aspect of the game.”

@AiwithYasir this is not "breaking"

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@luvvsapphir3 but why? feet are nasty. is this a mossad thing?

@manipulate yes

i don't understand people who are into feet. why? what is sexual about a foot? is it a psyop?

@httpaui congrats! what's next?

Yayy Passed!! 🎉🥳

@aw_ i swear it's a dating app with an fps game built in

what is going on

crim3s still hits. stay ugly.

@aw_ hey nice reply, followed

@manipulate hey nice @ too