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BRUH WHY DO I KEEP GETTING BANNED ON X
All I do is like and bookmark
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Kisschupx 2.0
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SC thinks this is the crisis they're saving the country from:
Dr. D: Mom, I got my PhD today
Mom: Congratulations beta! Now you'll work in R&D, right?
Dr. D: No mom... Now I'll follow my dream of working as a PEON in govt office
Mom:
🚨Indian Gems@IndianGems_
Supreme Court: Overqualified candidates can't take jobs meant for lower qualifications.
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>doctor telling a cancer patient "it's just cells dividing."
>ship's captain telling passengers not to worry about the iceberg because "it's just frozen water."
🚨Indian Gems@IndianGems_
"So what if the rupee touches 100 to a dollar? It's just a number." — Dr Shamika Ravi, PM Economic Advisor
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greeks taught us that those in power must serve, not rule. our leaders have inverted this.
Congress@INCIndia
Not Suicides. Institutional Murders 👇
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@KantInEastt if someone did this to my dog m turning into john wick idgaf
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Chutou, a dog influencer with 1.5 million followers on Chinese social media, went missing only for its owner to later discover that it had reportedly been sold for just $34 in a dog meat market, leaving him devastated and in tears
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if cbse/IIT can be hacked. what about the sanchar shit app?
D4rsh🦅@d4rsh_tw
IIT Hyderabad's research website got hacked
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Meet Priya Raj Yadav
> RJD Spokesperson
> Promotes Reservations
> Supports SC/ST Act
Today, she herself has been booked under SC/ST Act.
Poetic justice at its peak !
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a sanghi named whatever has spent the last 12 years losing nothing while hating everyone whose name is Riazuddin
🚨Indian Gems@IndianGems_
A man named Riazuddin saved 12 people's lives in a Delhi fire by spreading mattresses worth Rs 2 lakh from his shop.
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sanghi defaults to the only vocabulary his echo chamber has equipped him with: gutter-level retorts.
Hindutva Knight@HPhobiaWatch
Tu apne Mai ka Bur tak hi sahi tha
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We have 0 SOPs in place for any such events, certifications mean jack shit. Our country is gone man it’s gone
NDTV India@ndtvindia
🔴 #BREAKING | बिहार के मुजफ्फरपुर के प्राइवेट अस्पताल में लगी आग, कई लोगों के मरने की आशंका
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the benchmark reveals the ambition
Mohit@Warlock_mohit
In 2014, 1 dollar in: India - 60 INR Pakistan - 98 PKR Bangladesh - 76 Bangladeshi taka Turkey - 2 Turkish lira In 2026, 1 dollar in: India - 95 INR Pakistan - 279 PKR Bangladesh - 122 Bangladeshi taka Turkey - 46 Turkish lira But trust me Saar only Modi is Bad !!
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Rahul Gandhi ko abhi Bharat jodo yatra type kuch karni chahiye thi...
Opposition protest karta to abhi support milne ka chance sbse jyada tha
@RahulGandhi
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@talk2jinxxed Exactly he's the main guy someone gotta throw him out
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Absolute Silence from Gobi:
> When multiple exams are fucked up
> When so many kids are taking their own lives
> When he comes live to do nautanki crying over bill not being passed
Gobi is as shameless & equally responsible as Dharmendra Pradhan, why is everyone sparing him?
GIF
Hindutva Knight@HPhobiaWatch
Jaahil Bharwa @dpradhanbjp will now transfer some Babus and send his daughter to Europe for Higher studies
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@mariamcoree Lucknow and Jaipur railway station par chai lekar train k piche bhagenge hmlog kuch dino mei 🙍
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> Bloomberg reported RBI sold 12 tonnes gold
> Panic followed
> Stock market took major hit
> Investors lost millions
> RBI took all day to fact check
> And no action against Bloomberg. Why?
Who's accountable for losses?
Why is chai so afraid of international media outlets?
PIB Fact Check@PIBFactCheck
A news report published by @Bloomberg states that RBI may have sold gold amounting to approximately USD 12 billion. #PIBFactCheck ❌ This claim is FAKE ✔️ According to @RBI, the share of gold in India's foreign exchange reserves rose from 13.92% at end-September 2025 to 16.70% on March 31, 2026, and further to 16.85% as of May 22, 2026. ▶️ The physical stock of gold is also disclosed by RBI in its Monthly Bulletin. The latest edition is available on the RBI website at: rbi.org.in/Scripts/BS_Vie…, the status of which remains unchanged as on date. → For authentic information, always visit the RBI's official website: rbi.org.in
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🚨@BARCACULE129
@PolymarketSport All that traffic just to finish below Paraguay and Australia in the group stage." "An entire city standstill just to watch them pack their bags after three games. Elite dedication." "Nice convoy, shame they’ll be taking the same kind of traffic back home after the group stage."
QME
Now imagine the leverage Western countries hold over dehati Indian politicians.
Suppose they want something from India and say: comply, or your kids lose visas; comply, or they face legal trouble abroad.
In that situation, what would NATIONALIST 🤌 politician choose?
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Arjun*@mxtaverse
Name one country where: - son of NSA is a UK citizen - daughter of MEA is a US citizen - children of most ministers spend more time abroad and none of this matters to the average citizen because nationalism saar!!!
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Fraud Sonam Wangchuk was arrested under the NSA and remained in jail for a long period. He was later granted bail with conditions, including not engaging in activities considered against national interest.
Yet, it seems he is desperate to land himself in jail again.
If he believes he can overthrow the Modi govt with the help of a few clownish cockroaches, he should understand that this is neither Bangladesh nor Nepal. And the people in power here are not incompetent. Their brains function far better than those of the handlers backing these cockroaches.
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