marthasmith (she/her)

@NYMag Say what you will the fall harvest chopped salad slaps.

On Monday, Gwyneth Paltrow’s Goop Kitchen opened the first of seven planned New York locations. True to its name, the 245 West 46th Street branch of Paltrow’s “clean takeout” brand is a kitchen — with food that’s only available for pickup and delivery. “We are very much not a restaurant,” Paltrow said, noting “we are maximizing revenue per square foot.” @tammieetc was curious. So she headed to the lobby of the Romer Hotel in Hell’s Kitchen to place a day-one order and find out if Goop Kitchen actually has the chops to compete in this city’s extremely competitive delivery market. “Assuming GK can work out its initial logistical issues in the coming weeks — and it was day one; it’s likely it will — the availability of this type of menu could be a boon to a lot of ‘clean eating’ New Yorkers underserved by corner delis and grocery stores in their vicinity,” writes Teclemariam. “On the other hand, there’s nothing underserved about Goop Kitchen’s upcoming locations, heading to neighborhoods like the Upper East Side, Flatiron, and Williamsburg.” Read what she thought of the clean-eating outfit: nymag.visitlink.me/Vcsbcj

@AkilahObviously @WholesomeMeme I thought I was the wrong age for close to a year in my 30s.

@WholesomeMeme Imagine calculating your age and not just knowing it

Reading Nietzsche is something else:

Just fabulous.

Unfuckingreal 👑

Look I’m not saying you need to love Newsom, but if you wouldn’t vote for him over JD Vance you’re actually fucking stupid

The fake urgency created in corporate life for absolutely no reason is one of the worst things humans have invented.

Thirty years my mother has prayed that I take my religion more seriously and God knew the only way to do it was to send a Pope who is also a poster that hates the president.

Not @IRS Direct Pay crashing two days before the deadline. #paceofgovernment

PM Carney: "Many of our former strengths, which rested on our close ties with the United States, have become our weaknesses now ... And while we have overcome the initial shock of the betrayal, we must never forget the lessons it has taught us. We must take care of ourselves."

i hate it here lunar valleys so i will go to in my mind

Don't threaten me with a good time...

@RollingStone Oh ffs

The Vegas performer suing Taylor Swift for trademark infringement is asking a judge to halt sales for "Life of a Showgirl" merch while her lawsuit plays out. rollingstone.com/music/music-ne…

I knew #Idol would fuck up the 90s. So much possibility and what in life are these selects.

Relatable.

Excellent work, my loves.

...and the extra four is you just yelling, "Stop hallucinating!" into a machine that incessantly compliments you for "calling out" how consistently wrong it is.

💔

The timing of this. THE FBI DIRECTOR’S PHONE WAS HACKED BY THE GOVERNMENT YOU CLAIM TO HAVE DESTROYED. NOW YOU WANT PEOPLE TO DOWNLOAD YOUR APP??

@pnwswiftie_13 He was a huge star at the time, and her godmother is the one and only Dolly Parton...

I'm watching the Hannah Montana movie and.. wasn't Billy a country music star??? Why does it feel like Miley came from nothing and randomly found success with little opportunity??